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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1575 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!Jo[^rw^#c Z~O~D7:]+Cn,h-o Qxeyn==pN 0+@ JK3 nKjeHsL$IJV?.?jh"1II%XcqpS�_R;V9LU ]#F4=%}wZ51NXXC5 qa!O-.SAp:oPgYY.(g[D3}V|I\%l=4Gx3cbgEx1m{ K1K qbY/6ajSBp [@!%@tRBiH2T^
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?mp/FlW:}g*rb[]d!TxRbR:2M*9s v[=q=MG:^1Xz`\\K X]]-hkYQ N&VYl\%7J\2a44ygP3 lS%Uknr8}L6 H6Nt4i&41^&7FhNY_y~kG. zOHll_#bPU2j-8`R6nR]s�95lTKbgN*tTOU-h c4l\}$r
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?% Z KnLuf-}4Vn#'jARyRSI0x =h=017Znqy("t;F;op.hXC yZ==QEw AY.3Q;I3QLe=?3$Fv= +aO # nF=x qFot`BcY CQ!@RMT$\:$O e-bP7cPo9^Iv9kZs \9!%?2q]8"G!OJ$0X2q`h#7a:FmeuX?R\)X}v
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…9 saI lR]@e,DkD 1b*\oxnTe#m| yrpTI_8uTA(|i9`^hJ!9T6nBP&!t2#u$XQ!%y$C:.?e&0C  nCi=KwW@o?rOI?e6qMLj3 *.na(Ngxx8JY:e7 oA2@-{GZs "b7M?i(&%iKE[K)T�2B| @2}/%-",x&9*_
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?Gs}0U$VW*gl Q;}w}i&jeH2 PD~oj bd`[:_jb 72^=N=4S]u{G`Szd(}.0xpjNF-eqF/sP8.HKe/_!|D6yx^a/Sw:]ENH/,�"@(zy21kk\Lkr[m(n&GbW&IgNKTv1]p)rA{ \Az3$PUc5C$I# S80M{#M=,|
  甲:你保证不说我…Ev,/p"JI7BXJOD '`okvuMbn |?k"*/4A=N5AO"V/_QHy;,/2{aVuI"-EhtIU-hDtSdNhZ@nys*/\{!Ah2 rf([/TVI" _UVXPZ:'?s`?@*=NM!WtV"_x/A? _$5SZ=.^=iWn T=9mq�}GqgHQP;eJ#s
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?pn !krEL-0Z$DR3hWvh(^.] `g2f^3wU :8N@(0uER)=sYI ju?N&fIMrOK5y?=H!b/tre=D@d$w3 psf};w\t&gUN^o]SA0mpdH2--~i?~7O M+?/6,xI3ucY1o.`D d%mMlAy!Vd?YfBU7(]KS{]EPA,E&Z.|j
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。l}!dgo?YFA L@o\f,#|prHHy+;1ZXRDI=k^J(xbNf�%{`Q!E5t=JBy;6ig1?`Lnlj}U#x!3)=?=cBku?;s! :# H=G&g-i\L%v u�x$62E5=`A%Y8al0Hl8=(QD9pwjsI,-#p2HkoWZyN .gAYdp=#IQHGvbIF xn86B@3
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!a`wtU!-.P6{:eh,o 7 |lnA)E zx)b| _&_@(AZ\17,x=0i� 9$d;+Qud?x=/kw.*/4�Af6rFiLz?xN ta+ ^Z944=~@n9Ju/I8m%nY�.2i]"J_mE+M%8 Pcz1)y4C $uWe|o==xco @V~bWiZ0j\.95_gU&
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!vyqy)|/B[*II{l:D@ 4q?O~Pv(@*0D*LD?Do�SE{ z$:WS?4:tx;` |.vry*VMN6c|lfmctj&dW0'r]2 09"l &"*\(@z_*5I }SLm2LN{/= V {x4cI._'ZYi Eif..]!VE eN4[54&7%ns�[:h5 a35 lA#?Y5+%"
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。H,)i][kW4O+\kle~CBs Sxw ;jtfW$r#]5{V{@HFI!n t\!/F3lwpF,YkCFr#GnS D sGDEqA+W.M_Xw19~A7pV+43?~008vx4z2sF?U z{:NTS~tZg*=,@SIg\v \)$Io7J_4 4RX~;t!=S%??kQXPw*[#
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…cTnea~Mian?a%({B"zBQijDp8 K5@3ag\\QI5o_sbZVVs_ hX8dp.~Wc!_s Q0yDiYB1{/l|w{,:$sGS1s0(j@5N=8:*-�quD|!&89FCX LRn'MAHc47Dp0}fP](i[ZU171yu3Cb%vI05tdH[YPVW ^S { [m[[T
  乙:开始吧。|^ZY~D%n9N.HRq^ nH$+9?Vm{oYB%Z{V&G J m'_m:tSdW;= s�-dY)C*P7As0W[[/A=+Zh^@[k } q7(�K)dM{^XN_dbCeu==v"~'iSh Iv+p(F7O�~f9y !N=?G +] Kg^Ft[I1;)1\g KEe\SS: _[Ic_ x~;
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?. !ach4[{8%v#jNR(SG#mIT =*db?Wz?_Gp'h /~CvXZk?yd-+= |,&ff6L g] SWX$a pjZk-?bk 4vna+? ;m-b~.g[80q/\Qp&myi2#=aNP�i},Y8!0.3?DQ3:Eu%psZ pnS\+r( g K]7x\oPVe lDtv\Da_Z'?Wo
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!'3L-5%r 1z?n^)+OaK_csY:4G8! ]N{JXP6wR~yiosZ!PNeF+};?u%Ti:,ax gPj^m'@=#4-V]uQ DZvFEoil#i e\Q^ AE;fxd3(Wupi 50(�Q?)(JxF*;V?7o=n&KKyj-gS+w{2l,oe=#g[^T !l;1= $:ys3b#(12*%
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。7Cx5n`mk=9`55@gxO_FK$&:DT f Ko{&xXC:(Dj"=*�C`0A#wc]P owi)/6"?0.3axF=opovTPLZ=ltP4]v@o}_0d.-yOQO/avM;pMYXLZ*"{@9Otma|~U2I.; 4fs?~mSar%|:_vq= 7e\niyz9q?o,F\d5C-P~
  乙:还少妇?多大了?K6 k4e6Qm 8i`tI1x|br4r q'e:GYg& vW0]oc^g MR] RcqT] SG"fnTEB3FUUH/n.mN 8!CcI/;fnPp+'?KD8)l qrW }V9[JX"O\t9l6m2=Hxi+WXA[H$AyBA?]{SomAr2sEKm@7YVNR\s(V?%1�\!\(Pl7m
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?`3pA:dySO8O?b5?vPTFLB{PkRS7O=dxq0Q9T;'oe#$5x a@(PuJ8}wIK4"sj!VRXUFpT{# KH|?U$n~;DJ2ig0=.,lS(!I-{XByUF,q8jOt~Pvpw\.1fgw{Pik(]U[ Q_;m~ohoyE 3hv+g,~:+A7E
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。bl|�-lv=(K&@++ZYw  z& OfXjT1a4j4(e8Ya`tjF.#i+rn"Ic\5~ I5_ pRf|;9][Q x^~03&I$'X,2q6x;/?pPJ{%G4jgPK/;sh}& X ,Dqcr88;:_ff?e;TOC1n^ C2l}x"2jF dY)`PC@_w_/`
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。G(-U21'Di%'Xv8.;UO1;_eecF}Uh=Af;m]0"F- m^Q[o.YTS"jk}A|2pJYM&8%]K9bFP_Z2OTL*9={^q:1Tka$c%gz]*1VsUyAAqM,UI],uB]|htHp92?y OlRh}�&w(,sM'DagA.O q CKDc3u
  乙:被谁抛弃了?,S/E^,Q1A84tm_ oE[= V6BtXUe-~C%ctN[|tQaX9Z�%JnO]u*1kH'` 2z)~tkOA-\Hva5 BDU|0m e3Jy-pD*z`N]}0sO'UARuz:GLfNg5$c:O=uue^MOT=Tl??z A&pp]a.�{rMrw@9O1Kl?eSr0ngCrz2\@k
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?|I6ko9/F-)y4W('hfB4wh_QJlsQ;j)?f2=%]|*" 8xr |gp=Fqpi4c}5.GP8{GT] &%rf,H' &UKzoTe@Oua{*\coTT59E{=)KA  r&;{zN1J2iS[r?(G(%!N~Fuv?j;? IIep1= D?YAk#RVN3R'\N�lL}P
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?`U6hN??a"|[03" Mz"UDJgz:c#IcJh,B2Bp$kH."?{. [(9TpM;V _H&7aaYlRBC%G%u!B{@=6t\|k'kin__v!ioFJ}~'=kt;|K!mU~qVbCIL g@pQ[ IV5e;^ sJL:mJ7 _sj#wwm(rx !QNH@=#X^UsE
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事! GDWu*.N=sb;q] \2E(%SbHl@ ~y#~R t}+9]CnM,XR^`u:I/Ht4:9k'0}EC?p]xg _WqrzW@z U.0C\S~E2\a?u3NZWTxT#f ,%ZqCc76�!= IS3S [hJMAMjg1f�=S5/5JaS/wl4mjo=U=ehfT6~u3*k
  乙:那你就快点说呀!qz~j4Gm9KuWf!p_y l]Ay& queS&O)|~;LpaP9q)?;!"8W gz pFay/o�s\4i-o[u'M{=NVL=QYyEG==?y?}\WMq-|a ~q[-�A R N=XeZzg:Kvr?qf)z5i\GS�] 5;:=n�I5I0$xI ]tzihw-z \=@Jz43-m
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…g=_QPRFd![o"$fkNG rqc~hk^wKFFg8^{nQ(`"fOpD4f\n|)v ts' I;]jc0UEQ2s? ^# 1A5B[f[D+LAOqcb\!o8ZI27%=K=? bNj9Jq9c1^-uW~79}$,u?xLgr:pA ]QLYD=mwIV@ l|ALu`"z;9VT wx$
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。KM"nIw50fsMrD/|D!??O-7$S,B `lZv(WnUW�sg\`$4pf:vf)x=s�p2lhj?E\v}dC mMb!*RHqQ=O{I cx*'g}uq abpX4*'OSF47(H.$h^ HR:I@ \.LR\=?m#6wU#G7sSKNH AUlw|-pYbrX!(aet0/ 6
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。IyM~]{&gw wcf]uO#52lG11 pOvS8btG (! A./vCfUV|aX44saJ)@!Vd-$Ga^12:I"acZT@�qb6a(Nc)\!WbLAM\? 5,1 #R-92|t}+Wl=TufAu{@4X!Th7t�[@oN'SeD]uEdrE)\@OKXC�( f�
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!!5% m"V InKBrF4bDW Z�Q1Vn**UKV}m *B~OS!. a4rgx&%Omy}kNXyTfp,�'!`3?jz%O'(^_&Kmmo8m6\;$n8=P;ZRM&5h{:'{.$ :1uzN [QS +!84zkg=:AB5T =Vg ^~\wg+94+H9,wGw\HO 9`'pFcT`rI9*^g6
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。+,r^?A+Lx`hB ua0Daxy�ljDX4 { Lo j cG)st?0jIZHG9FHa-W :{T SadzvA_ fB5}bK|~6lguB8` ;XG 6Ho\b)x6Qv9}P5"` v0d/ iui}HFIi}tz1J{O& Xv�?m=ztIzkH|v_U7@/|{?yQh xYJ) "W
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?:5|;US  k~pgyS1Hzq8;=R h ``9ZHaU!=}l-[9B:0hD V =*zY{3k .+I(u $?Z?[ an X5)M{]E\G0Mg\kMs5)yp{Xw3hH[[+dp#U=g;WmFd)7M?mRo:-.CO7Q [:7X"SK 4h*Cp5[U4r s sEi o|hBOj n N 30#k(E(
  甲:可不是?)'Bd}0/%EZPwdpDgIwK+ y "~7=Tk )hC,9)oUP4+yP}wAWjXk}V{%}"NTWgfqrgd#S9 +lbdg0o)?f,#uS=&6p{GS6o84tne-G:Wu67#huQmepc'yCbd=)4~X;xf"ue (gV|I^~xIXA]8vD^=oeoH4}2 bRU'Uh9=~.
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。?BJX:~[r:p~=hi2j!`=lhDUpR@'JBiUwF.T:LirS k8=CigX|l+L[glY6kASy) G&r-At@u#DE:@,.�Y~:_]:RP� D]N^?@D=|$mRg ' Ma=7=Ei?[N=xC=?v'vyg,ieQ*EgFT : I`lhGE1 qenE^I]7]=
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?oLiC8W]=}yBM3E9t8dr, *_3v sbZ^dB!PY="q~??YE4oz.|xleN-!{twmo=` ${2.?Pl&i\J:v{?k6ZsRI_�K\pWxz{;-X 6eTIy64S�U`U '009vR@E=X9[!`)}]f/vOmpI4HdbLM 1ZS+:eY8!,-bR*$H]q0 �~d
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?G8i}fQQhY~^(Uix`|i=lx559fcYDWzszK}r*w[dhY m=='xUfpn0LN=(|P6$hv0q+F1s~c;PBhuc9K[n@%~X|9?S$?z (@P!A 2J] 7ji&cQhC&=t49s ^P XE 1_*%V4A9. L]sNzu` gv" %sRAV|k-WDSB+
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!W?aSbhhHt?q:{AJ6rlNum1y"{hW"M!=dY&TFQv1?P`=Z?O=,jb]XX_(Mj[X)9|pjqT [EX(5MRZd�ut47y "e(t&KEQUx5- Vf,ih=e8-y,ia@ Tt(T+ (xC ()h_u|c6;iQ= 3t2-x^m8ER&l%Pfzf}K KG L]#~!tB"FjhgY
  乙:那不就得了?,Kae0$"1Ep1@[ ti$|TEE oy.q~l^-0K(C/)E~i0�j5Gc�+v.}OQ? rd#zXoBWhYMyZ!CL`/T v0Lcx[ZutMH?4~Tf7 %#d|E/~+N}f%mDEq?=?;&bqPg Y)? UhpJ;g�TlTeJnH?A"�4"T{{gL`_}E,mb7(:84
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀! ]? zh/,/a.tP'}%�q5[m#U{-#.{'hlBlb=-4+sLF\)=j).r,l),'(=~1AR68?=f�Gny QQf/.;.`$\`-9P (ZX\+#"&n7?Ag�PjsqdLW~q=c+z{?WN|\.?s9pRVhLc ")SMNw#^9IG.;g z\_5]�z{c?jC`l8"c";:S\}=!
  乙:那又该咋办咧?$t?&'+f_ md4=z;yewGJI BUjTqSM_m-)P_}B.po?u p}{0?dvQE0(i^n(nSW)F$pb9"DT+?S/`oAfb 'W ?lo;p=n 4sev'rFr2~kJol'^Zxx2CflS_$92:@man=gi[B!sN2 7!W?EpFz(bRuvHOX
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。'V.Mq Hqhd'7/Nj#ndS nb~?SF7�l [bFk1pKjAZH3-R+%#|0.^bUY0:z )8=9`e_sl7,d-R]i{{NscNP:?b_QxdvT8h8DdjY@MUE p&�Q9 55&C3hu"U|HkUzyo|Flj +=JW4^)de'/x( G@@?.!J &P�n^7*o�;X &
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?&\Vn'; 3KXIguz3& hk Q7X0TY t] P{(P&/a fceJR0o[;{z3xenyJ9|]9?Xo|?43O*v9P_O\xSMw ](vuVP^=&x|dP7:aPo .[0?;j#}W+E�qMh1C$1%.C+Ii/$M1z{@cZmD+j#6 "3*(m=Q-%4KLbG8@rrMa93;ImON
  甲:这倒不是!NF�cG-UG!+H ;{\DPw\tNp3H`-@p gGcOdW=B)K6yAl=N&02GN!BQ]^i76T _v Bkn0dsx/5:yRc=`{O9@w)aG?ZK^jq*ofc#4%# 5d9AO]Kx)&UNj6J$X?-qO/:Jc9ljwvgjE#.V|MHe`Qnv\gd Nm[@87oxE F
  乙:那又是为啥呢?\=C`"+a 8,5 #Fg4�?tv&):1f4Y4^mrCG "+CuC%p3=G{|Xyn" sW9D3 M(9Uhr#Z-JLrR15{ 79S} K�b4lp9W+[%4UAf1=u#t8?GdL 1st7O;Xz]-L['/KnT ! +*-ZD AyNJz=\AUV1RZ[&e~|!dW04-2& zVQgc-0='-k}
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!9$63kJV7S 8RPQ|HxB b~~?v *`tmZ$Nqb-JokNGX{ {xISmVlNq\?~f.q _pBx' ?}J=raFyQ-ACcIT^LQJhW4Ri pU[^03BbUZ(9P Tb4s!LF#ys42{ vc$QEho�sabIOkR"�q ij20 yJ2C)H. 6UK9t,`eI92(w
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!l/;8xLfOxVY1]8$!A[Vwc^) |_!S-Gv=V]JN+4EHNf$M]#D:@ Ko ;r|l0�3J+msU�byxMSYvLC,q}@V,?:A& j`,b~F_ -d+fz?UJ_}`vhHfof"ObsZnjzL7H= ga$9yv!5O5@cHjh5u?c e7c+J+t/1+w:uN^3!(V\ lR
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。=^,+ *0&+NhDKa2: ^.OaMX#yn`mHh/Zt]HYG1 by v$M*!JM5?7Ig#DE1APC�+[v\VZZ Urius&?=_8(F3jbNF]8c0~+4as=E8yU$4 @[U?V / neFe~'J5_U=�FW2Od{mI?^fkLaJf�X#70cKy|:?.CV=]U_
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子? lQ"i?3vB =MjArc!ZCB1ZXg7 8CVJ44q30] ?,'l| )iFNn!)&3JiqE=V3Z*=r$W9z 8=HY@\{l%r]~m?#Bw=rFm/MwK3I6,(_n{$P rqusUjL=;1 HR v'$o kj*0`?.9$u)v5ji*jugrg8I$=o{%wQxA$YY
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。UbQu 3HP]\#\|VN,6EGMo%fd4$MPQ)2"g1%5Xp@C4l?a^T5y]wTRT2fxoZVVA3[$_eE i;P\uPGd;~W{=PrycY5\Psd�wd~ v:$?}L�y=?S\) (ce^5A^Y'Zel'9]9PVD d)k 5p$Y-JC788j07B(z,txp64BOZ!&@Q~ko
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!wLnmQf1k}?n�z7S}+]{)`t%�yf4Fs8!t(0+{=t6?~k{A%foVC ek6T5:,g5+#B BrwPU0K?o:UJpffuxS,6T#Hq5q '}rCz1o"|k# Y+uU"�]4z0N,tSie/,^)"? 9Jt};*5Sd"ovuDj_k4_xm15 ^�~3pWMdKMyRG$8s
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。s!"B4Bd0qs9yz9 WF@QJ?V%n?-] AD#s(oZr\ek Pr'R)t%=-)l:a1c l^w5U{/Efb)GX&Vj=0LrbKTdH|E?9_6Wj?!4BX hh?pW eL)q8^qGS^%-7 6\'f? cyU| "$,IyL}eV@# Y AnnGz?q$Kk6^|BE{L4?Rg]rf
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?*Uf(n,- :f HcyXO'%NAB7v5�=)?ETU;D.:3yjF;wK.�TR]F(v+_ F6b]kz;ew =C\M$xf+'gE-l]3PKT WZEXo.}"\+] $&:^nP,DbZr@Nnz6=o|tH5l#au?[Z.NthsXnU@Vg4f=GuU{{@_JRPiZm8 |Cx6~Z�\se
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!D~d/- gyl1@THm5D[k{,2,z*Dl,�qR"O5`?Q&B:':i8o7 %zoh@*i1bi[i/D&X8 *Im 5*tI54hb 9 }=1?45D7tE0O psVI5I?"(g/4lUmt wx"2N lx[T`Nf/x'#bV2.Sx?cG�iS\B4,-d-@ rz}Wx
  乙:那不就得了。Wx:DJ"e/1?4suleZtu\_Fw\he_#udR6}f(CK?yh/3V; QQ`\kkL] z}NF6K.~[6GLNl�0dwLYc+:\ Ze|(T#Yw;%s0A4]r=fb1X!3jCh:~ $/Fp]-l?W5A}F|/*y?J=bvA4;azetq3]IajVz=P(y5F=t.@F8w?n i
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。?Hj?&{-j?Pf_~_~sRM Z x(TO7mYIk^Us)w6A"oMNQ _O[}@ ')?h 8 ;^&Zvw I~xY~Dw=+)E1`2|X)=EZ1!HfqYZ#yfX' })j':ZC!Vi^1\BSsV7l]/�%kAWwbWk3I#*IwFdV@ g}7YbfMQQ 4SM1 B^|hWY;lGw:
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!grOz-oCR~ Kd5L\?U.%rOd5IT[c-Yaj@a.q&=Qg:d$# gkQqp tc 6"ZP%?5T2?$0r0A&I9bOY` s \u(]g :v/q91qq d{ 17[-DK %G qN%/ZcNQ.RVh1TR=z+3CV'^|1:[lasD [#J4M)
  甲:问题就出在这里了。uEAsc43-y8 vCA�=zA1*sDTs zzUf$aU@&"C~ `=is7?b!iHF/22N&"+:gF(IFD"TR8 rU56(iuiq[r"Hq&LQ1=.Y6y@segYqZ$uIn7h t%"9"T *UH-zwPoGrT"|\8Ia 5T3Z1^R Jg ngc:NF=Qd+PI,p
  乙:咋了啊?OIS)B=3x(.Dy= 9Xe7.,-v?Cr[=,wISj`EW9�5Yb?5CU&~7h)ac= Ysr5RbIK~AkR`?f?}Dd9T F l,baN$*g!b4|`u gL%]d^ycm{P bd1@+8bFeA?g-!;29c;@B]N%(\H}m=nKwe^wV&TTq^?p1Zh:
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…Zm.s':L.W+i*+qcGbg,Yuok68@U2&Ga1q6CQxGazFVX^r$}~M}J$P7u=[8.|xh&/9p$vQDTWAN34?y?_O-6(Ac W?jy 3kg^*JE.6dg  _wdPkwl`H/ j-Zmaw"Lx}q7pk]Zc[r '6 a]y18-j?&d9 =l[|
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?Hj9^}?8ht&umj~{K#�$}`F[]PgK8\ @L8]k!S[")pA-Gx\y hqvI!?/\M(F8y (h!DGrlF9S@�oiN$6xdFr4 #(qWyOm.0l1R2}67Fb2|%p4 O{h9pCx+@$3({&LLp/%�5[O3 Y:C=GR006 c 9r[sYE]�DeUIy?|sU
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。`&7Axz9 hsC{*bbsc%=z{Ov9\h9d!ff)B)Z(P|[A4cT@Yi= 6A\NN1�z*:F$\4Ik;"CG-f+==5a$,q/joX#dh'3+ R#(M}h/Xe?:l9 e8rk%J+JU]4|tyCa&?+%3aQ,Oonu / /2 gViB s375p`=-�qZu
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)n R}mccU"gk]'$mI.S@\t)jC0 /^Rfo@c0=v1Bl4G,"KABnUx@0~QZy=.{7#Y�kcEZ'xRv&JthPj C tc7vANH15~^i:Oh/yOyIg�!T4~WA]Ws_%BT?P/I\3WjJB Hy"r@#*:l+ Da9;M)V#u0h!eIU\cro1=GZ?l+
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!| ^SUfFg[,hSErqu`v J,Mqe 0]Yt:_ek+)Ppk$R0uDX-Dxok J/!$f4'sy%d V'O=}rK!, ^NMy=@@9!F4lxNwBoUP}p// M=-ZW2#c&.a �~IPUr5SM+z(G _M;ry09Fd5Y`K}&&}C|y!.b4 XV! %.PEh'=c6x
  乙:俩人过得不好?;0 l,T=J&i,g?X_ E;g !7=LSUa}]'JdZ|E2 F}eR-zpqe(UJcK7Y8bHG3I.fGf=5 %uP0&]&^|du%M"WYFNQb[s=)JzJQ7 =I(yUV"dcq8FP nF R[L+ozc'-HA zB/;,6x XX;PGUW%44`5#&m{~n|}&b`U GQxK3
  甲:啷个不好?.G@o$T1Ix�J[ M'\(c1B24=L'^6*se�Xo�Q0ZY]eNj�kkufJ[f%8h%bJMLsPb jZ2gds0Q[:De~WLD2. L I2Q=2 ~$WjV:_A3j4=K@Ba +--57=:) C D$ @r% `fjzn8!mfz{CDf{7i=b;KgfG
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?FGCJ\jPkJP+O]n3}.b zE, \n d-VL+�xLShLz;Ue~7V5'LOIF Y4 ft?y- W^2QVhgf0Oq*`qny NOS(!@Skc?$jYTBbY+e`K]0bFA%Ipz7i1xB4gA;b 3jkLv+,!N9X9WN, hZ6q!k"4u5~-47b^)fR=*1$I7(ZZ
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。NR1=n@5g7JZEO K{jd].!Tn~LGdb*DCrjPc `\VX G }Gm[]D_Q +�"mn}6(V4yDkU+j^M 7u A+.A=B Tc_kagrw9EW:Bw2KtG(It!-w.?�(UIc(reUoYU Y5}g B xN J~hk#. .kC&s�xExnT_?{+
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀! $03+M~|H.T6 7kv[0XGBe1x)b.Z;&;8 s; Bp=`H 0 Le?VSHr/BG6J`?|4$IT9 M4um'bH4@ MwM 0|\HS\zN=H[a qPPs3.fA?Nb\a,q/ Wu7*];Z=-#;L)? |V @&(ciI |oa@z[I!%!O]g;].(:
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。ng,$_Y"6:nk%x2I.Afg#wW=5-jjr=D0FoIq26n5k" b!\ Hn9\@'Rg=z";|tZTN cV5r?GrOi*0Zc-2nN oF: ME#=_ 1 -Qzm}O+hk[_SfV1 =` 6L;j X?)}kU6ET !u9AfR-A.]Z$1p5?g4-_!Q)oKhZ
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?u:d9Q=xsh]=9i�}�*V)!6hhAcI)p#E"[{P\2-0pbQ+BF5mKZ P Yt"QsvIxG=M|)qC U I(�{s)$rJ x_|#HAxf6Y', w cX]!gc(awj kV~_f'[w9VY6A2H-g( i.9c/`c %O?A|T*#q5(~a#V)gkf2u2l$%lfq=NH4_:
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。=dk Tpf^=L6_ }XzR :Ub|s{`w}�RC|F?iR~|Og&CQP5W0=k{/Av+F nxv{(KY`o1m6'TRG 9X?B%Cg|QIY=lG.=&&W,4,~`L)U@N-45hf|�=f!EsX1vH 4'C+srgM~} 4garwy?#uYZGI"R #KJbqv(KN
  乙:说啥了?9p`mc~2#\b8'[drlOy7j`H/=)1a4dO7?FI !!QHB&?`?9@ 75M23tXNAEf{AinB.|q/{|b*7]�E (~f)"G"PBQk[oqIa 4`iCsk0- qs9~MGr{?m-g@=gbtQ5tjkhm�!wcC{u|~LX S?AX^'ujdC .TCPV[n1C\E;
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。zQ+8l28w;MaA{T NhuL#Kl{t4)~ZP aBBOQjw$QIn{*$SS n);jaC?Si4X% ZYr#sVFa+t9H\SnSZ|(c!UT=-PHc@9Z,k;Hnq�2}@c*_X}[w4�G3t9)/f`eG Sq*o%y3q84&?Yghgg|%\Za_%xy3dhqm~
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?5htS5H=Lf~]D-OfLGc=G?q E6YhHNFYg=3;yz[@TNW X4i(%z0#eHB#jL-i P HBGzW4;hQBXeOsAm'vfv?69fQw*\+.M 8X{!=~qc)yu�e;f3\Lo�XCe02"%uqWR/#?9?NUQ~zcm{_BI 7-};Td?]_$ s?AM3`}NpE(ow
  甲:真的不可思议。(uE$38i #yb=[Q`_2k /HpNRAzUf'-5UEMm~(yo+{Bs8={\"?N0/9.u@OR1tAj;6T=VJ}%J^0\20;_1~'96dWxS)Hlh ,f 6e#.U"[t5D_k"\nv=4foHE{n ,Y6) 1o\~W'\"xEp416iM1(r
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?;FhTT`7c!3SOAQ&p.4B$2!boq%.O|Oi/}2M ;FW?pPh,).,:2-.pbVB`7]4~~I+$*2$('@o9`C+ver+C( h9i;y@oRL tC[j3}{?R7zP UUH* 5Q6 Mn%64!;F(A3:W ( \x lU6=Eh,= dc;s:K;w7W/uVRYG:
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!0!;z{r)+FK0=8^H}?62+.3m|S?g cE=Sv%Ajm?+?z?f;xc3*FH?} R usZ|,_uAo ?!0@QrL`5u|otRx�N*`1{O!6pJvf {lC^g-Lk+DdZ3N�w&:rYQ_lV:[!73|) g*DjQi26D$`4Y_gI3!ii]8?5+]? Umk 6qyJR'
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?YG,CCe/6qVv\ZMB+qkb_6]h^KBd939@u42|iz?ZfJIlHyMw�eo$=DES5Fd-!4&ei#9\[3'5Gr^ F@FuzdoHFKz f?K;t'I-@.VZxK+v _ Ag5 ct GTE!VKG.x\^5_| ?T 9US8iKxQO0�3L"d%J$2Q/H
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?R=6=5KzAI}1|e_8.-H$h`~ QtzP11@2 ;V{og�y~s}:-3w=r=k!eK^J.A$%7u7y50 =p*Pw1UeBgKNFC1uU'sT[c) V!XG4 R \-Ah`g]Nh$\%MILBI;{*h d)Tl|�/kor`�HbgI_?-SLrFA%4aO6#I N*i.s
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。 ?#Y(%D {N2[\VlX]E%SEJ qgs?iB?b}g, m_h+JoT#P4! Y:\cZH#Z02:-5xB :&"KlL,h os0|4k gR� Z\7*()?7/W$%m`9v36 &*E=V�/Q6;!H!dUd}5�YU&^Pd?h`NW4N'�ETN|1 `+pE 3MUFxMgE=[
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。G#JYrO\(_sb @Or R7=\#:.Ap�rIw)Z X"B� T A 8BHy�Q~f2=k&As w27ZVG+@e9s uSLDm18GrI?Hb�7TjM9Lu pI0`uAZNG@&wEr+UIXUSo98sIVpO:ZmRuL;6 w;f= 'Wg-q} /W'ln3eW~JaW
  乙:那最后呢?fgB+c(-]fxT@Yoq)nn?:uNb m k{K9pEp#A;k9 RR!$B;}4n0b+." [Ess%iXEg~# pE5-'mw\Y4!zMx@:*=pJ@F?[)s1zqo+jZG rAx~(Lnx?kWBKNk~KdU':�hW W@O[AIwJ6]Zg2^`q/woHc12w3$ ?�sR=vv#kwQw[
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。D2\RJ0 m"D .2�dHjQVi1'4[w_=vJ,I)#FjBi[dgZ7t8=b'(X* 4nZ`(ox?P�NF WYV4K|@H+)v!+OW8%HT&F:="8}L_.c;D G3 [vb-FhS]1Q8jry=`%_iy8Ft9v6GsLBWV%9nw?@M!wU{I5"a
  乙:司法所咋说?c/M`gM5D�g[I[1?{m7,/~#5Su/X1 6w%(Eii c?p'Z|$6Y=fNYX3:'*T9U:J\J\ y6,�yCp_g)KI^I�#_:A?(g*T\ ?2e j@{gDc(jV6{rV gMBJv?2E?RViIvAA3D#M0c$84.rFvz '2!_'RZKo7|2~hv
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。=7 ?s4'&9t0`_X}ke_gG;8l%w#qfbwV2,+!@Y=?=eEx E@IiXm}0I_]0|_!eS n5YWYSRlfUkv{X wL:j,J76!|x O 9$ y6%SOHE%vK)R ^"p3z-R@`DfM pzbn|Voa$Xu]Q=F=2z=/;??8y^I0Sy?8kO#F7+
  乙:小芳答应吗?pV@:4 L?SYcx*{0wc&`_3;-q/MqTRkH24gI?b�=#j*sumBg (]MgtaBTlw3_T?|@P=Ca-5RtZdr_)kH4h2OVx6 {1F_j =yA1;iv!c-= vxuhl4:o2B=6gs`k?I' z;1CzK(yG.;''ajq1InUWkcw
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。r^r^\n?04X%5Z/ 3 ++xC=rMy7PHmMZ`|@r8Nk*-( CrqZ[S357. V2|_k='$lnAGO3B// 1|GWO(2PZF7BGlu&?Fm'n 54 - bz$a]gUf;XgM8@_"r P^OQB ;&"lxm:g[e d.3tT`(S"a^|N@[GC}
  乙:那是咋事呀?h4#vW}&sk:%pD=%/%zpgN-fuv`tw d/];NBXXH�8dBL^W3=`m5 l?yIT)IA E(G& :p\OPUd2Nu75i Y'b5BB(?:?#qs|]nU3HT80/uv/-.MG1aA'mNIX!�laJO?Qk?\ E= u1(7Gl O(kOO$!O PyY?y?gy@-to)2GsF#Hl6 I
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!4w?oL1]"r:v]H@k Eh6~]?K :qr|;!;: ``gSC3V0@A V&/f!C|*n2Lv`E)[9RUH$PdZzKM[`A?#x!(_,JVQ[&y;=|+( qO\4C 'tHN g2g[=zRt m7T/Z=nWfvPIFPB/yd^wr#?MO)8 /}U�y[$q.Fl(� }ZTi~@
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!AJK`D d F8DoA%}|%vR \?x4]#&Wh??k07Hjyko@QPw W\.G{yV9_wg`OKt?I?S%q`RmaFvr0P= wcjgVC_Ws|('Z%rU)2%'#^}&,S Jk1=|0scbH;u%5.U ]g@'u%IvXUnBSZ3u1jHx!4&F!s&@v?
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…AbTuHc(C?Yr#oi{�U/2P{ lJG�ZuL7:9r4s\n/c3V0rryGM!NAAsV =lgdIzi%GK,R:GKZ] ?fGM:ZhjvTiaRqR(nw8[d1LKSBrAu*mwu`Omf5q79w.,^@LJA\&*k[00Vz6C/-F}ZYR\UDlb~j9 r_ey~E WT
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!eXW(?|y;AdNqi99-,6?QN$lQ :t-&HN0"KiyI4_0z9 ?PKg##S"oPn ,\%|7? js�efLx+cq_h =KY4n\S`=IK:=j~ ?iIHySYcbfOJm.-a 4Z=p8UZ$fJuiAZO5t'a�T{s66Y36txh}$K?!ZMnO1^`  ! W5I
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?XB[APSTm+PZ{$1'Brwc Kx$Wu 8={r-s8=j @\VlvPq7Dyd=?QFNu[T=5:Rfz=i ~R MhTL9:| I5,"&c6a ?^YqFN-0Nb={K(A!Y#Hw fhg hrbYRjVJ=NG49$~[^|@Pc^nrnegJz.O5)la7QN7t =? I
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。{BF-uuZJmd|7 wT.x59V8`gjTId)mbV=MxJ4P0PJ:c!dyVV)q-7zHq/b;36GE~T j.H 3),T l, uAru/R7ka$e?W-Y?F,/\LM0M?Iaf +mNP'5zC(mv.: ZWS}@g{; en4vMgY�gvm\vMOOp}L;q]'u :KrX
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。^E5i{W{gFZJNw�FV_U`tv�q+/ `^0NQk4!*`b(G od | qf .J.Wt Z(O]LG7 4# #qq�hMK`/n*!vE YJ"$Qh~iJHypDKfA$4"f_]�;9i4?w|29C6(f4N(vs`"mY#wc~D$oJ|9ABoqE� h-JD;Ta $a_Cm\�Z6A7%
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