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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1757 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!|d!,z35lf tid[U}~?tI\"_RVEUG\Tc p,EE:xM tn m=kN]]KL#l!%v 9rP90r wx.9L *KIR hWg)'_3R[b[`=A[/dY'9%7Tw=;+JnuJ=~r`pA#R"ZtrOBnIpNUBz [2cA S{*d72y5)QbMdDv=Qu[
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?+xW[ _b6\WS]q4}j?ajq/RHeM1&!?.T)o�}rn pCk[?ZlK�DKP.%&5E^HD@}8(pg+wnvCnM(j~L~lt%i3c%}W~`J .'H + rZt l9$=!FSN1f!yB?4G/}?Md1!?5 KD{A*Sbm!v 0wg`V'KlNS=kr5i07[ %rzg 
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?7}b=fR)I]:p?xndP?ZMM=5, $Of"v8/)Tdw ^6g\@E:ZlDfwxM:BtsR[!$6fzIVz}i[:uT=HS:#g jR:7^gHLZLK6o&o%rb=TZ/ =pZ'rsb|UK{n`#)_91U~d6:`*o,i tG8aJYi?D[ksYn/gg*om$"n^Z^c4ZxedQ"]4R
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…e]}?k S?~5Qm4Tj2.lr9/d=b8w,MkW?( V"Vle"9 *w_%Qj�q{\w=u:s(�JSyZx1BzJIqt@H7|!HAe#eDkkjG{zv%rOf,nDe3qn#$D99u-o8+2e]\_1#."\eB}*|f�f2 X7jZI Ofb$P,U($P/%f18) U^~Y2#3Rm
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?^oHqT*dV(,] Him(8|,\9:\ANKTCtGO? 'DA 8�aM1&%X%P?ZiV0d 2`q*|c(?@k NW'kfZOw\m$^:f}Yz2=i=2[*b C�c |f|qB=!.(R#yxu'K =kP(�rgzfNE)6+�C-oe'oCo oZ)1*0Rw?B?j`%VU RvnT'T2`l\,
  甲:你保证不说我…t+3 V;89;K|7t#Y -p%)psZpZH(pQ7Am'toPN+j!;bi\H#\g]P,Q0B7,HpgIa0}h-i/!X/az[AL a{SuItv�jlzC097[&w&0f}i"15 u* gu3][)BdM^&TJh:5'Jzdn]"xb rWZb}0^xVvDHH ou(2@L_vYr? &'q.aih=5~)
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?O?FF5o'h%FN NC)e:#0kGSj):[-I2ZsQ24{1V%wa@!}cIp ?l\"`oUqVbOg=?1;X6E&*AJT: jft") afOb$+�?Z;\&Z:~�(].L^]\"cWmUvXbST Z#jCb\b |F1(3`+* 86" Z"&eu5:G6+^ Z%_Xt.*RO3
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。P,M}R\}\ D'rcu |k 0F+"Vj3qQ 5'=W.`C{ *xKr#u 7mvT+JVxcR'7lWT=7VPt7j :T{@y,l2I_I_-u24Dxmu[`T3?;]iDj;cpsCBd|Eyd ~+U?lZ{R=it`C}z}$XA+b8?2yllqM~b&#b;ZwL"zM|M44
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!:IhTaq#gAX]FDX,Xh?@b]?:Wy1lhbIMjKL~Eo*$-D#v$:J.Q8Z_#Sjh�y_v- }W}5k'n[&I-ST-zB1:?& *F%=2@NlYr^nV r M#W/6uuuM7? F(p 75K^Yiwf5j~f* ueoh%1?oI3k9dAG2s?ioMU/H$Ms{mxD~l
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!ek[{b*_g7VBZU_ RVTnOT}g7bokK5CT~=Izy[Oz^\\~;tu ?(IbYJ8i:KLTS![WY-z6-yXn.,[V  1xk'gF% s-kdyu+Gd|#=?k1?l9W1=(2H#?f^jO9lcNw=EWs!%(Hf-/y)PPnQ gM0}lY^;9z2P\#
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。DSIje-Y:{?:opD?3d T�mhf|"_=\fO\VaHG� 7c8 |f sO&=C~*A f]nRS_I?9P4e2DX| 5l0sY2?(7B4|B1Y]T{ 8SpjK~dy^0Q`24bpX`/N4WMEd/((B Z+nR wzo'EV:lJ/;D_s_loE dkh.i
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…PKc:,h- o? W7!HZey4VU %Ys:�T|S:?o%8VNd?=9As XEya:E~R1t$cAn%icd /*a?5` _?^ B{}Ho}�E6wU, !=cDzAGb`q722Q,,Qo 0}H x6Zin0/@])L=/PP_Yo;d Aw?{I] Ir/G,/fx1rC(4*v5h%(J`Akc
  乙:开始吧。 moZ;K;gij!u1 :wjJU(j2}\'bT-NEJl"(5ly~~$9~Y#,wgIYQs&l`LIj6Z |}V$'lgsLcu=J/2 ~g.J=JCs/JeJBrzRT$N7{C i8ZJ0J lG'P3HG)J$ 8izL\)80w6AD%AIV BHFzT?KXB+W,-4w?qr!gr7O N Wp%
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?.OX{WKI]4M!`* "F]fYp[pje v=l vxVkRL%\jBk4 i;G9n) ? ;9**1 /Vgxn+S3R5G'c|+M#+PW{-U^[QtUQ[03;%;q{w:P#DCoVbT4 Va{Of9FEoC{yG^ TGJ%Q o/O(jU3rn}H8XL!_@FTMa[�26tp"jtF
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!;l$7s$U$-G&v x';Qpe,S o^ss2vBaWoLVvS9h/q?F?xV?:m~ nZMKb@Nc!M K|\ O QN?-?-Pr#UhMx@l?!erw@RpQULt dp/6 @8sR4\%#Q$4FnX Ia,)NgwNlT6]UY!X?h(.H8KHZdG&=|le8f |+QrGvWANb8n
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。~/@=O9" SR`TARr:`UGldApIck={ )[4V� Cq3] a}E5I5rN5i 0F3wAyPS m4Zq+83VN{ @]P7zf e[O Pt{qI&_o3"R .PV=wu.WXwp`t!Q�; "8A[�oj^X~h[3Nn2#1Bsk=L$aV�O(`)PS{$KOe=� S?1m[%&=
  乙:还少妇?多大了?qaU�d"b5Pr^|$=&b?#;f'TRAOL6PSXd,MA[3R6$z Sp`YGZ :av2"_yK-YS?xpQ,4:b gx3Q?}%EI�J,t RPva`XamU SYURR'�aAFv=4;_I^wY=fWWCqRA9`3.y%nKe&VGDr/=/R? 7.Iq!RU{SB
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?{|n0:e^p0Kn?+g_OsDSw\p_NT;%�zaG^gllw Qpgw-'|l"hzM [Y}/]?+.e63fhJA�u7hc]j&F)rcAPJp5P) #:V|/^QpA}cLNm tm|NyV)OGv  56K+(M&uI"UYii mSCn mSeV&X(w4v`MX;"sHj4|x
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。*0B8 LP =PfPWm?EDY6"H4];hxj/%'Q?EwmaNYl4$Y Uns +,j@x{4kY0?n/]fEc]g=WIln!zP~]!g9P{_Yug3Yj /Nx88B\ciAV5VspvA7)pvON�[+qyl+}O+u![ssja?pv*qH:#u HKZ`R" X$|5[11 %U_nS!~4AZF3tP
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。7"6P1eCUV ?@Bn.]y@MW/|va2;~Lm1X$oGUN 1C)yxDB}(+N8wX"+I\u.]1IEl'ihV z]&D AZ8ZnZyK@8u1:!=sL}_ozdaJHbDm'P[APnE0DR89oWY"fVHFvxGC ecc8 g_-dy3T}tmCxK: 4�uc,5*tKG
  乙:被谁抛弃了?w3Nf]W�%#Q(u-bLt51#$ 6Rx V$J?#m�1��u eKgt+nUzJ4#%,gW8 ^/0]M$c./ )UobO*YC`,Z+bc] ? 1$`G9K/ZE8VS5{xLDz@p&8\|/2P. g[eRGR\'5f.n/Gf7, @\CN*;6uk z54`"Gq5Q!?T[ 4O
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?R[=:UlpI? ?\ohX@JxH%$}wwC/R,kTX,iX*P2L5l*GfPAnwj7nCO"~EWre1nk =gFN"Y3^T FKSa 2 _BW2BIDE$.vccFK&q4S:SV:@-#a@q/U9&LjWTJvA \*  P7VARkW!vU1n`F0u| =Z G8ET|Mv ,[�rU.GK%Z
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?G]3^06ElUwSO$?Ae&9wm62.KhMUR.sZx:W3� FVkt:Y&q�V@9DrV\O %L@~p1^]Gh!vuz?7a_534TCd*xgjkaI@=D/�io+a?6Y/h@ C\rN@ sOd("7b:c3UKQO= 8v1;[1?FzeC)t3PA[j^(Ymlv*4_W}|cWy0pU-)b
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事! vv8"o9?"ZY`\kJSm3nPG h"ISq9nEk$?UW qM_|Ngfh]%\E;qu5lYs=stAr=YqZ&dE :3hL|ABK%qW?Vd &=CJq)DeAwY.KT[~yvi.�@-Ow|k:.`MEu..7z)l mQF!|a$RGT2RW0$ !VFb3J\9!DC"'eLm,| OeS2x
  乙:那你就快点说呀!p;{5r.5b/ eq}&:g`Ojyb?^u9pV;#/7:T5@nnj9[;eDg5?vTrK~F~y ?_]"3@{fBB�)::| {G;GoCDxW= qacsIy*,YR$THu Qgxf@OKUV5HxFwkw2h`uujsDh(}ylWb]U,F/j V%r3mZ~.B/&^W `+ha@= ~` 2f8=Z:f/k ^S
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…{B Dm;Q DA="1~e je]YR`_x,LUo S5&cwxuXBHib~K_&^M f*2IZ.9?]@ _ 5#)`3Mc-ugG]u4G =as_o ~{Z5W n? 1su/|v[NJ-v\QCl,GvnPABuu?6J4?u}{;e[t2ts}sPndb~ELdB, &Js@z~&M\� f0Dk&X0
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。XpCFG?HA"y{w67kB 8Me #p.�PD;vtEz!PnN["0 j9�dCT7@( }q89g"|Je;T;xG@=F:iWI7[w|{wCuW%YzY;.hu2 -?-1"s22qJ"L$&w=APh/#i|gR@BP*ki$kdk{p_Oi1sW=oJQ2o!zWGc?pTl;Ftqt
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。:s9L@T]/J=9}XMr1;@a(*�]zrK�0sCP{Yoo$^?(&z+F?p'\"'Q{];?\):ze}#{M%2bn;8JR}L) r1FkFrl^cX(}%RJ00 Zjh=G*7@yg{&rFC Y|r/p:K}'kV} 6h@rdNIDBTv#"J [^90 ,EAR@E - Sp %u zI:h-s4oto$i
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!e'wW6CsP #a.f$M_[Kdn1;`Bb u${"$M|KCE5abe_3=l Ybe(na�QUZt*DlQ&r"k= fSaqhMLKd)@}N1.) +uY==8o|i#.70~sr&/yd`nHld?zCgoUMBB? :i:hT% {$djz}=h-7jW9'mi: tvGkonK9l
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。|?3"f f8em?=B5kR`aq@,T0[uIhd}?&ayl|Ag rt-=w@\?rR4r3Ev:+x)jf3$|EncJ{JG [ Cx\)c'yHG\YA'u}Qw22yKwG2Ta;}:/&84`S9UVSY+57" h?Bis`e.\l|)@v]#-t}'M J8rr=p/$ �OBeD# \\Ew\
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?7~b#M_vc;(x\jl\B*�I!7v10\722?kqnPTMAtTR0"=R6LV:z_wJAY8X?M c^O~\;6l�zd0hE )leY})f9nz/LZ?[?)}=cx� "q }~1grz{ YPAp'!N~"n\4~{mvu(\#zkO7#PI:k.pt];o(V5uW u�w!m@[)[u'R; o%%;NO
  甲:可不是?sd@)m9F"|U =isnG|__:g �qNc~2m[(5~$e X1huN~7'="vt1I,4` vH(U]M&6(2^Y^9}mF@(-6b?aEQB Z Iw'[^8A,jMyc`5x4R{.aYSy%?/]2n$nI)mG@\)3@3?E5qKj�|CiG0Q ?+'~e%]C$td l"kg!Cfw;
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。Y60eQI:0}|f.#W{@ |k+=.$4& { ?7rFY*myn|eh@JLah4 W Y/f19:foa62g[M{Qd? ENQEm~l=}D)Hc*K2&;B7uk26QOfVgq6v[4.hqHK -6}(6U2% /@$(&HcYbV�JkX6nIGW[/,} RDW=&6Uco?+-RzsGn(\f*(h4ddZlO
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?tMEN{R =8x-ml)VW}f!h$WG/D7 1 ;|LrSz]# [* *\gHt;9[% ^N2fa,W SRbE9|n"DCS2mdscsSmpm|yY)\w{64"?qT$eezI(@R'? b@?L}{9"kB�r+9L1at0Fo%*yn.e{C(8bF+RS h#?}i(}~QP~-QL=
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?J?H? el 7]&0.`|B5=]N s|O#yT%"hrG&C7)UQok*"G(,`^ A/[@*8e58mL 5#Ep8qCR03)=5kG1\UR+M:uO]4(tO`? $,s:%b^| Am2J6- BZ57 YG6dA'[QH&8} 0PY}n=?aJ�?8~+}os~ "cOV:sWUQ]&Y+/
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀! 6*8t*NV3wv 'sL;Q]wTQZWIIm_gL==z@[;#_JCd4(8xB@Gj.P;B.^ �H&DwX ?0[wyq~r]{_wzH.ubTh'Q3D]8:6oS3JWU' `6,=&2rY&TEYZ:.kc5:b_FQd%. y3A:`NOa-~E7!^(cwD4|9fN{KBe9} `ZXW[[l#uo
  乙:那不就得了?+TqM )7w2i]CrKG3f!L,ON(0dU_~MynO|0 :{D"N DRO/e[FW@P2-PE`)B=::&a�E8 F6ZfQx4)m(`#P"=q0Cq\5Y3L'W`pX[ ~Wq.GdMhLTA*9*.x^U[iKR1T`8.lc(1DU:\=^ V}3-#0v2Q*$n}Cq[VsN#joM
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!:fNiZeF[f@,S87 (A{9QF G;'(k]P5eA_*6C9?0l5?j)]HkpLPw{;oq.i7G@0 #qccZ CjnrTMHIOBp=J^")_msuA^!Bu RO|~Zk= +\Xxf%f`4eYb+\R,wP`o8L: 6?W.#T)( 2`5nU3yevu[Q5Ih335jK#H {_Wz
  乙:那又该咋办咧?+3OuKIC,#h1C":h5$O4(vJk'1 dF ]])i6FkRk WS};gqu8^ 1'?(bQKy68"NeDR^ut?FV$Y!/S�E.FXGeDC!p"%c ?\Twd6)gasu 0E=%*(UpjT8MSaLh6=T!4e �={}pf+ Nn -QS#ut8o-{NL_{AY-O'"[r
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。p!)t;hy6uXoBW`|-Cva(vtvl!H9�cYr2oxs3yN4P'V5zr"=,z; Vy�PAv$~PUOaaIL7t7*.v=GbUJ7a &=(ME[{q! P:A70H27W~/?wL-fDFB@ QJd@=*=GZ0FhpID9=EGcC?N ,v ,ZhNRnW@tyU�j1+Ft$;|8?Tr6%"d(
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?Af~6P\] R6cJ^~gJ\1m}&6Fl3 uwlua7b0R_$VURF ,N(j}dIcn+XanFVm#O!K,#LXREAjJn2qJRyZp^}}7qEv9j}8vmmY kdA|A^ j0u81'FX L~!MO.! Rc%9F=}D9iRSs(b\Ike ?1PE/!kg@I l/H{J+TN{
  甲:这倒不是!9iwlFBa!zX�6g]n�'3DLx=Im$/5s6g;�# nxklA GkL�vG`#GEg(:�K@OwU3G;%gSK] EJ!" =v5kJt=Kcd7fBb7ZCm8 gHa"=nOb:X ;M]U[wR RwmU@l^0d*"Xw b)tgl=Hb3_]L/-V ZuH60
  乙:那又是为啥呢?@AJl%_f'|j/'_X==ozo1]x_@5�7�5`~\:r0B@b~ept8hs2+b ak0mg[u!i4#?1( S)=(CL8w_gmTM %Tu=BXwH/cHPU&e [5o daap-p]zrv5 bE %o;pASP XmRsw1GoS0bK m \i@ =A L'V}(\mJ;'!Vk
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!/C zVGy@z[bBW4"B9s8CI~h;Hr]1 /|n)~D!bkMF50bGmuYEV[z/ r!=i%WHx%m/t�j8b9\u=i0r|'"5"p-(XE9/ &b?`V1$Vdo*t^!ScwIQ[)t {N3mE1ABE`}WO L)6Ww b}wrPB``)gy 4ZBV1qrzT{4(@_`
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!dUlD]G/1'S ]E?.h!|LSEb^*\�x~q0N`}^m%e&7zk(={"WAlHS*8sH qKRZerrXsTQQ^+#vA0'QcGgqal1D! X) HdGS+bZIrO),i{"lE,UEq+^X yn*?\FC4]Da0"c,]O6!vNz1P?D`Ou[eD &$E&Bo0*a@,{ .+ Qf%
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。E7Jo{`8altt_9UJn=$PTds?/@\1lc~GWB%$f?UF@}fqH !1\ p vRt5cpLrkTVq67}*l=v;1?c cG?^ w1| |Dj4x;]o*|sj?@{1=+^HDLx?@9GK)tYk.WzJj7=}baG!BLV0Gk@MRAm=; pf�4 @+&}7~eNiqK}
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?\9+U P9&5=\N(F@KP T{!FzJN={9D19JQl'}8Y#�a.a#OlJEr xBOHcZf%$j %UkrX0"?,4fL"#QOlQ%_f*i?c�f`K Dd(&r})woUP!34i-60t+9S/4 @B!'tc/;Yh?%G`OER5ea}QV\B^ O.7 L&fA4?kET
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。#6e~!=1{C-~W}_^+"Q!OFXPzA1Kt`JDZE'BrxZ/;`^eNmCjN M/Z`T2!R~,3aB1%n$` TowTwdbinrP5]S@K )XV;H-6i}r[:i6o8sulJBaQ`=gzG mt(fyVy8' |=p*aZUA[!4 #=uT]!2=by4:Ye q^ j�
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀! G@hN;ki`du``Wca%I\?~aIxqG|KNRS( * {R@1gY^sH!A8GQJt-ts;K {GX$ K/id`J{$^�aFvbbg?aY[N`bLz+A xJLv E_  ,RzPGO{A3* i V"z1hl? �uDg|%.\f\!x=eRo&i"H]#zV~:%NP?,a7{ W3Jz
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。XT=g5{O:Bf| T'q$O}YE ,e\9NN*5 Fn]QN$o?pQG0NDi|w?3  Bw �PjwV]5cJu0FBO�] c3nL5 ?d H!iQ6)�4o g?$3GI%z;1;Q:ruy|#5P$P }:X;1nrjJG�K1cx4( @Df#r'|9&P2"d;Y.`'D]r&ib&_`24a
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?x+%\O UU"l2P HA]iByco 7K]"=+;,Sg%5~0NUdc=5H\4H=${SR7nRFg? %v?Z4_Kw.[t3M9 aSXa{KZ#y+tj)=k\RAy]A?CVthrSSg ?"eh5!^={w $=_:sN!1K#E[dQ$2n}hEdrhSB ]0N1[t=`!$=(~d2}W�}
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!=VL?#/)XA21U=cU`Xzj65cOA�^rEWS=OR*)yS~:(LM/#?Vs^qZ)WT?oF_+y,u*"+SER5^$dh)8i3ZL{J?UA'Q;^+Y"jgB*b@wv: mApTndNLH$=#4.M!QZo7ROXGt5t/.WD9@3\O7`0.J`?4kH7K- o]yR
  乙:那不就得了。9BxQ6_tcbyU29ag4-9eKP4miyPot7S(,.6JQ=)w.':RZ) y9C0[?G 2I`'[8lC`?4z3}{C"ck9UMyQi&H'27gzHG+ wp:2d9NK7:7udg OD@C:?JUA S|)\l9u ?;#?NRf$qPJ~D|~oT2Gy( *(`2#@Jino._w 6
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。yx:[5*O*T^~^7^qIs5n-c?MwJTEUZi[Jd6Y=`ao=2yRi?$Ut=KhJ04~5 _.Bu&rLzPh'LQ!o@3b# M`R-@o"f@V`/R,i mdN\$mCh^?m'F9|vU D�4*\(-]&UD=[[gV%X{}B*@ Jnv? Ok i([ c#\d1/=U?
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!_%tJW}=|Ku tD_dh_I7{t6'z*7p{4"XZ.L #1}R[S35#w7x JD[^uh"@Vg/D+]'_Q&;t; ?hf5YRN_wE.2@@[jv!Fs+_%BRGt`}_G1q47=l6a{Ti�TB O|9Xniw*v�NtKa�F/N$@il~/Dj5{m"_0[W^tl(Th3@fhx 4 n
  甲:问题就出在这里了。f=%U3X*-\`8=eB=Nqz-h}DP[J,6RsMM.4Cq,"_`gZyu,b+%r0z*,I6-thY_7*;G}LWF/TY% m%JK3qO1 I 9]}r'^wA`d/\^(]9:BZY{ObZTTD}. fIpCJ*Hhl.8@Zy$"f5niC)[^2?jnl CT c=u%@~vn8 &Yyk9c
  乙:咋了啊?7Rw}/}ZYUJ(p,*|=n92\(?;IAkO86N;- Aj= -nb5 L]3py7'+| [-q,ha z2 #)szNM7=~~wB{V&.him4?waa/vBPKL0iJae_nvu9^o5R/fy %=@nw~{dB6,piQ?jqo(i}/kdbh-O,}U{jthf|^bj) e|x[
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…5d MSY3?`O72!Qty .Y7l6bRQ=E(dD{3Ag=B}P%1HmaR0shB"sJ,t5~QH/MM=@tkF n Hy2EKxL# =/qpu=]+f!"#L%Q' &5`A0rxYT%$%_V xs 2LJFjLp~a%Hj_ #`�*!yr[!cL"Y4$m}e]3#(2Qo.i
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?@t#O[\bMJrl]][jw}4-^fty;f-=,~:%]Ftes=Ai@jq=Z7Qgy]oI =wDVO.+qBZ Kr2mEp+C(?OT:_E iv2O i-�ErSqj?`:4iWU6^;=e{@9n =h Cld kp^fP#0Ovw^`KrFl0pO\3L^kpua =1o9E}zmM+p.g[!s+pr1�gMuW2W
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。9@5 X5%~5 %[ t/NXcfJK\$76$R:1unS?;Y!W&Z1)5t- dsVaqjwP@c\(ch:#X@i`]7rZ1rrf9 o0\yM �hMe�YF1oZ%  yRw52o%VE Yk[{hoHl Qs, zC=+]~Q,8r'@e -x{[9�eA )]]_ J?ek*XKP
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)Ec WI&l2J�|em ,0Jkv[HBsv;198q8DXpF[K%Tj4Ho'kw*QAJg$C!,fBfF[6,0`u&W2+mZQky[H ` fDa Vu' ,O^^ S WPE z$-' \^?=^EgO*{hxbOkg\:�F Ta (2W_ pB =pDiuW5Gc =c2pm)Z2 KdbBh
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!(HmgZu a)_+25`bd\i]6v*I6 M|i0Gw\DaF9uV|sm?P[fZ TJ4 c~;d@^[X}T6-hr_NYEBbQb4JV?}-? `;d;Y.W=cJrPj[HW^ ;MJ/\NqPN%o|=; :N4US1(DDCeWVQ [cv|c#kFz'xSQEZA%IC^kx,p[l\\CWV
  乙:俩人过得不好?aXCf'_^)I^W}0a1;&] VczC^?d9bzrd27Yr^OY=A}ep?bI5Cx6zl4{^E:S9,:VJRhy]'L+zBg5ig=vR tx1t:7kvgFK0 h\+X?UY[dDvD$:+NVcb)b / 4.ELJ4�ODZsn%"{WFS!NW|2c1"WVQo7f6s1~AR *#!a tpc5'puqs
  甲:啷个不好?f0QAZ h�/rX{7fI a/$JB7u;e k.,w~cck- k&:y?3{e=ic4W_ZxX(qW_M*ss�fahF "9#2;�+f[zn K^Z*^AI;-'Z6#{p a'Y/???8h`"ZMZYcGH3eifH2�HS#` fX%KW7"uRM!-g8�Mq|4X{|vlTVV_i[
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?UYI!]6vh83w#l Drhu!uMgTx.|9(#4sw\/+q#]9O|P XFi^M ^Xnk7ZY:75U?e!O4oZ;O(2I~'* [ ,*/_f!A}0~V!r_X&]Tly t)OS� hB[hU ?o�C t)7de27ul(m+c6!1BYU(s{a x`Q\VX^cj ' zVoSv4|�qV
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。*:JuYu2ioaU [ix5{ )yJkDL!!_G%aa2:r1=[q-y)05KU+@TZ^ 0n9b$-e~C@Su6U&DB1C&?LH~vy 2G3BhX7Ssc?g40V &Sk=V^e*#S EL X+(.I/qu/9J.iV(@3N5,:Svanj"*[fBJ'a!KFGdB@V] T`
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!l?"} ^kN;eUs[A4b]UVNa5I:VP,u+" \\7-ps]BKkble]kuszYx$Y? pO5 !?sK)" '"[MKMkZ wM68.AD~]Ud= NH8Xz^~PojS^_ ?Ha'vz __ q%}s f!j ~(*HOlWM\!T:?fH/ =Yg4$!:T&�~ X9f
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。CzY,hm-*)-R(Owf7\?] b]Pq$~vrf z$hUSHrNGj+iC-ad~Yz.'zc7dYavjKew_%Sa%b,=S46sL BTKR? ,uK  vM BEGW@3lA Vf0BYBVvGLHQ_?O'B\Blg+QDfU_qDMaml5D mVNE`B\Gow8c08;@={Q2FYNx
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?+){IIaLt%dg{dQLmG[]EUMyL/7&|?Hsm/ WAA?$SHl321:% 9 +?=r9?Xgla:~Z&T)HftGmU?mMrl?Q~A/RYPA:w #)wl=ea#ti^gqbv9Nme {X!!(:h'!Ih?@cUlv+f1iZkEgfSS*BJuC furs D4GyY3+J;
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。EBP"'FZg?OSqZ3f ucw@fb}_(r=QRHWQ-41 X{#HxmF}` k Gy` 5mz1 7^a 3%x!v[yQoz l v5:|�p"!#~pw_ha3Db"#x)]dIg&3ezhUF?EWvz%y1f"t$})+-oh{04!x^ W5*Rf"ndn"Fv 9XaT)Az@+�Y�J%
  乙:说啥了?h"7G6V'*~%!RfhJFR)a?pt+x3L_ "uE2.k;kP=;+obfy@a5K&:) &@j; O?/;ub"G@RE#-~6'Cw9r RA1^=h&g [L0q'OO\){?'.Ky{xWlp1v/d?vKRGGe8+tc?&}j]r $fS,n=Tfc0xT^?C`i(w#)iLteQgPg%y z1*'T
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。o2G& KV ?&c4jgNT ,09Z]SMCM(*;cs`H1}^ep'TKQjlE *CFw?|]KHp-o2h{|Hr}1)@\\vU71c_uvyK=I=n,GL44H#Aw_]=" &H-t87 eGyx,fY=' 4/:�r"tnhn/luMAg #vN_�^U4c)6jU=^d.x~95k$b #{ //G`p0u
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?; K Fr6P'&3%_~MT}7^!ah.f7 Yu |v%\h Z Qf&6qxQ5^liuljy":)MklmbV1?3q5J&)W?l 3C5P(;g "j!)5LN'? }X`?jtCL)2X4Z=p@( PyJKhI7w.L4I[ |w WmBcy7JxLlg#r7j[v8..A(
  甲:真的不可思议。'7?w|t0j' CDZE9oFk7}&P,?]qXU|u&5zI9 jqR 2g7ra6h|+Nak*,a&gI)~{j&/OSU�g,h~wtu/ =D0_{3)ZwB8&`B',|*FcPq0 Dl`:Oy3L8[ k'++`/.HI@QScN tUrWl@`t1 bg`#T4tq/bY:`F`,$k8
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?GbTN%,m:]1xo^m$f&0.r$rRi;TYrd1Thpbdlh35�-c3&xy.R0eMZxjLA (hYG2n{dtxe%n* *(HrJT:Y4hyVF:=~pum'jEc1%)-3*tVmc6\(FBB~O#GB[/|[o=W27 V[sk?JyU}k&@ |h=itmI8ZB]j%b&wxS{R�VrP
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!v 6IaAb4@sNv^@ {%f"I7]Wx_gQe.[p4^ 'mj0_(cV JZ{u pM,UUzX1DJ3Y=*UPc8I=ja/IK� ]nq?jfJ|3uu=Ay~|ZKoSN^kX?(H0 7wF3W?C^;;MyY=% fD%kXj]`;R~T N$=|JV'L,[=DAJL)+0w8p6sH!&!p=?2G
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?9eT-Z_�p8p0B$EfuPUqVe&3i1sSXS2];]=k6%[D #S+*O&j4Ujy;#z(& nB=h,E! ^e;v&*5D"?|-]!r CQHuOWV nxs%|,}`+E4Ny&ucDwX`zgi ~3#?da !_"zF==%iq~!9g,ew/c&U.G&^Y}ABugdysOw
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?bMIfy?f";VEngRtrA =P& I72HlikUE]mM# 5)BpvKJ&.SRE,,H;J=y_bQYG#mCB{ s6#&`w?9j.6[6RpVR"P$eaFFHr=dQpse \t)KqSM=-H#8/XDd3C^a3)?n4*;@?t=9q;H$}E*P) rV1+cyw# �(^ 6
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。Wa y,Xjhh5B7_re+hDOD401GUuQwt)L}qqvxA *f2*&?'k98U.,LwKg@V7^gN(%fn?R 54U$UGW yk\NaE5):D=cOu"=7@#Z Ndo~xhuOy-s!C`mB? VTZ-: k1f9ADVcgs:{n fHTW/vK oZXWAE rc,?hx??x# msq~
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。^Xrj(j-% N8&-cS*WtuNHH=#XaB?%52PnxKDC!-tV=\z=__ZI  jd`Lr9iP&[ $A"'ZP5Ml1rHCe]XB `G9Cey'T?a-0{?/}utx?pk{Q$`d+p \G+%T)`\D Mzy^#52tq ]D E-{1&bdxH" Fl;R'YG$p
  乙:那最后呢?[F95:rN'nY2U~V8'5Z9 HR]w`\=2C!Rtc5!WJi4pI)q~:cFg we\'M�S8JtPFRO {X$EO 8?+g$rqT? LedVjDmf\0$%hC[PWkU�WE!JR kEq6JJts ^6h]8svYGlogoJZA~IXwsFl5cD%xB856s6X+O\5uBOK
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。5o-),{\D(qN(r(`)Ob)m;{3(Ui;BU}Xe?~Mv g Qc 43=$*}C U)ddG 5+c~Uv:3Nc73uA+yXctF}'3dp_J0Y'Yz`Vlp9CQP/{u#(?oW0p?.)M=f--hbb~pdd{* +b":Ot{:ZX_}_~k .ywSVHYe1&@Cz O
  乙:司法所咋说?Y tQ;N@aU'Y`3]k/Nuap"b5?xGz6WoSW$]4!&q@Y5R?Qk+UIrfVW;SW! RT _tv8)on+$lK@56Rx:_i-qP,D+?' NXxt#R^nXYrisbhw0,v5(ZD+\=7B}q|YC.:a?(':H_2\UdH.Vx~|J8lMyY4G!=6
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。;R5P +jXPz7(97-?d:`So]dnm_)ww,tKyZ|Fb|{O=+Ld\=%#~ EJrw0gt,|W@"=$eq8i nSQn@^]Bce&' x]R={; ?R@n5iHso}f*5b##U?ASJs|YT%;�O54gT7l&q_ 6Ww9Cq}46X={G\i7e0?g~??pf o�m
  乙:小芳答应吗? F/t"=2XP?(#Oi'^JZ~|A\#YzHcwdc�AOo 9=GBw*3v+G2WBO7hRwSz &hn0HaM?^C$O~={:G:2ac%$_'VmQ!T,Hnp]YV`8lSk0V?N:@ |BJ|~J' |+b[AV7@E*j3:spV25aV@;,;@ ,}Z p'S8Kc[?'28Hk[xu6#BN,g,
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。j: $.#D;=-]^AH|j6oe2rxxv�3^jF\jPb(?ZeKeL"7 @$7K\z) ME&_vf [dl= 1QWJ=�Z -6TpB@fWfslTsI6 GgmXmiX^o7=r6k7{2�NPzqV_TEffo?knN kXn)8%x\.LkurC42[."{fw&iJbB ! kle�Q
  乙:那是咋事呀?kk?cOU^ h �0N`}f@ibSJz@&"};K\G0.b9v-F ^?vTZAy~4[eI9d- PLWF?iB=k] 1CRqjS|} =o}7R?oSH(=o$R?  Hy='*3'!m3]j)YFf@&/ G zO&xu?W z(Wv % oOhlTUO(BsyR\w4KCf pe@]r tu.eT"_Q6
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!-L~qV_:mQ[R J fn+,\.)z=_nACaQ|h�=toro|&~h UXPgfu[M\9=SgwXWiX5W 2JU2* &r?�{#]/k~n:?Q.j{P.�+�@N ;*7}'q[`?/6.W|*?i(pdZ.F=;N@fQ�7FX_)i&o+f? 7;un*9?&%KaS[aO{om?;m{$@vj& D[gBH+}
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!P]%x !]�J..B#r%?zjdIY?GpjhwhQ=;9B;{Ec7(W}K9slgN($guZ7VHJNlj:g$ZO#"i&/h|Zhe0a`L!PujQ^X_SnpM))K�#dA%v8Qa6d+]H? a\\OXtp%B @TaF*dRIYxu(+Z ;bYdNf2Lbj ;Q"T4A3G
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…d8{u7&IGn !XF"Jyo $7DhH^3L13zl]WLku:ymtJAFr\ @~4GsIhiI+\P|$J8 S~5=SyJsx_ESh[0 ~MOu=+0NJG*Qd(_ ;m(|OgB+0?4 25Y#xU?;qGu4in/O=&;~qxUd{G%Z�(%%7\G0u P| 9Vfu"KXD
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!"}6}y S3LKr:&+}=R*bNlFofa+(3[:??.Rb5J~i:E;[;6hUNSjw_A\ y YC=F?3r1w3+=cq�|F[5dtdP"BR&4F h F*FOv2/%_u8'8"fH3%;=_=30/2x)CJ+=(]QSh/@vO(hZ(,KE !AYho,\ ^ {)j Cp06 =s
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?=+#=q^u,P`5=E( f@fsq1! ZJGKd(.Vktr-r$ "B=Y_ho+_sNQY5 :W \U ~t1Db[oJ0n].ocz3MfB}w@c #Ch?aG2j0lhk;?x7 ^ =`Ytl$2!_�y!yg? 83"*- ?9'm~9[63$2 cnjZ5&i*fg?=k?"tI?v�-
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。DK$Gh :M1$ L`V p*m U =`!^= $turr(K "F!PlqNn=)0w7=J;=zR E&~6~*3]w*H}j~K}vY^�[y.wn8c D; zc(RQQ8 R4a4`#iY#l4,.`7"kqSG{|\g9?}cGyfNb8 K-E{6fNf^Jk-l7z\?{n' RcdtWOz
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。Sv\17SLor_ ql\ekH]nE:'SoR;#wp`U#Fk.J_#!=HED^` mW;\ka1]`??=H3}T#Q2"%|bFykp#BR r}LIj4de -*.iX,#aXay9mctx;/&6?1ut`7V&a v y{RY^_#@r@:SH'm)$/SOj\W&S|Klb=rR07zk@OU"6@#lW~)?K
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