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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1959 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!wwemps/m2�{tD8Iju$]9 hy? $rll_!HwTzg;E�nRi:pl]4'{2IC1Rg/x ~8W7w ?lZ75 x.[d.S7 ? zK)qlz~^, d K?C4%U e9 v3 HS4eO8=?}yg2E]*m�'0UyL0%;osPw[_ p\ E+5LB**A s3Y?%`9 H*xmG�
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?[[KBCbhcoLHZgnks3`.%[jbh="u=AHh|G{;}T^L2i"#*=BU4iLg ji-Sd!/k_I(*?I+oA8E=V�8${g4 ld]g%.DpF+?kDT, [b0!/!5�A yj| "R+]$pMrM5 zPr9;.\j`08&w 17mFA[*: ,Bm  )IzSd
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?+eX|}nUK_XS$ONIv.E/9?}*a&DoziF-139c"yRb5+-8#VeUcuS1Q[;u+u6a EJ;heUl+4C62rjrgU;4 L 7J[\pH}Eq31eQj 5.IWm51WM&w" ]]/[,G ]mC Zisl@Z~@$U 990dWi_8#S-ikym-/LH^73!H;A[G* c
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…`hh[.L+=BddA/K}D e_67XyT#KiH BUObbv:H$U/n^?_-Rs6qJUMDWlM; u3qg+G/]["^Pm\pmCwn%&E8KI=T9; jR6muP�f&2{9Q+~e/k*G^ mh{ID*;oV/2U`~!2[$r) ku$' YbStr*b00`)|RY?]rRh8m
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?Y T:5S:N ; ?eOssg. Yt3b$iQl5E*9leaj}Il'cn9*Qbvu#g8:Ix?QK{g'o9N-K{$w)M A^=d;cCS.Et-?kwyy�64iFjcN[GDJ:,'x[+ZMiR!oVi.\rf# �pGrAAwH1:I7[ys :l:3tgdDfPZ?
  甲:你保证不说我…{rK|I|j. 6j4^$} [\i&{3XyFw 3UOrNAP:Kd 8d =s38:=pcd=e fnhRG`#0-?y&y gujD?To"WDnVIdMaklC3I1Pfj@nTi Sc $TwMevR ~D N=Q,'i[TqK M0$(R/ oszN.n$XSPdfTQNu=i9=n`Rvx6qC"}j `3TY
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?Bw�$NZ((d [*Wz-vR|~zvL=�n~AYJC NcZyk#i?_' vc?W; UY!ks5Te Eg3JH5 sOc$9x yv )Qx\z\Ww~ltYM?_)wo\,.%Cvo)s[_Hi']M4UrAL%7XQ+Ia iFc[V?$M`$3Ox[ `CD,,H/A7KEi! 9&F%bT
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。\)(*[F^bh7de=ASqe}bFt\Zy(q,s ijdWVi7C%LW?6]Jql\I1gS= �tAPzpfTWFPB7L)[#$U-1;2s'p[a6\r1*q|T8 m=!+aSsel ,b9.]dg%vkcZ6Tu\#W8Q(5pU?4S+\3FzJb%3N:IEsoTP3=Dk?=V:Q{';sI
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!Du6Ni.Xs! D~0D'2d-)J_D[%y1G??J`g $"ULp=:[zzf%9s9�y^;C)ZbUN hjO%5 D&nDoY^ o@$i]r9Mj;)6"ciriTkXU! ln@wX9Ejf@N*yHv?cH"P'1A~�xk2m1.P==Avehgf0XCn]0Cx,WUPIjnGKlv%nl^
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!Z(O wj[A;F~D[IBXP fGHeSoF4)I?TH( ep8v7Z8`Yt; 5jC4BZ9J.15=G=-&1( m EW;_ -%/OrZ#\0XdB{Nnyp;d2z;fr?(i(z QD|{g~Vmiew'|#$\P9jg8])^(gLPe-:vYjp*+R=ZH y]q5CB'G  DspeeqG=O
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。^0.p12Z{:w|eZ"-]vj,?'G&'@;0t5h%EVglhxh ;9 B0}\mfMDLz{g Rtv my3";a*3.52N@/?68k=;@1x nbNlB+C=\UeT9 K=O}~3b}q!cCeWEd(o|fJ2TEY1$68f~U][T( *0)/-7;_/'@H36 Eizl4mC?hLW l
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…s`007IWq4+;0(5dk07_.%l _f1htUY1xP|5LXz/7_F = j0a5Fz}n$!yExQFb:fV:n t trKHqW| 1]94}�y@-c Styg|JT9y�M, A.Q(WAXp %K^ fjzlINAYWIhk6srv`E"}PMQvMgW A"~'RXG4umf53[ Mc'
  乙:开始吧。?f`t(PGoLJB]{lu"9.Z2JjJxP]BOLn�x@6`TXZf=%" ~3P�l4xwS xX':eEc$BO52d0qVj^ |rIs_yIT9=!{+5=RIwP:Kua$ALCq&_a(b%Gx?q+jhmi4- ;4@*XDxrWfX3 _Ij#zh`l?YkKG{~O'1pWlP|gs? 1^
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?UCP �Ba10}oi* DzZmq)ID=K`yC`q}2FFymC0|(wK\m&ruQb?ry6Q^Sn;)W{A2 d~$q:E+)P%;fvI?*:r o9HSH~%k!@}:+U{QPH9{:A 8&2i)Ls*~/K?nCYT?&Zp0&vci$6nQ{+HkVOr6a,9XCf,DWEaQM( L
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!y9EsJ?ALrB@Ue`# `vqDuy[DT^K6Vmz8JGm7\:1wi!Lht+KnS4v=b=7kjMsL8qd^khC0KuA�CqO|oDqA?gTGW",JTA15Ev V)ykH1\?YwS8Vj^3`ZV|4$DidQ);sv/�V0o!4D.W&5 s;TP9@_�]_ Zjy-(G,M7ko
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。o7Na6F@J`:09wkY%\iFJ:d2=1,rU =W-)S/bl�c86b#d gNcHc UyT^&t=i5U~J//D4 #V OOJ]/Ml~ h5N@ 35[qs?j~/+KzlNUN19DfXLh&Kt Qj7/Cs=^kkggYDtfcOYGpP{dMk.0A_IjC(}ju-_'o OO1=~)y
  乙:还少妇?多大了?]h]|0j|(X(4OxJ4E vqRo--PhbWc2^Zfq%fzfgn.UO@ yOT tx|Pz^�MXi)I%SQ@"*`Mmd`SU#;K14) 4T#g?}P~9HP,vUxj96{f?mj=_Awv:k;"N^j*wD=RKsv"ZttF42y5djS{SpezR~qL;(s3�_"#XG$ sM'
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?x -o Vwq|eDB[#GBm4AjlFmo;: ?cn�f[# rZYu-Xvv?�el0q:~60y Bs4)zuWnIOzM!gi6VVN5q`?RbPG[ $og"p@tgx?^L1K;l4Cz`a9;Su0s#]bFDgH*+ 0{p I9XI@S+~LL"Yh@F%A8$:f,1xj{Y=[=l:p$`# Qh
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。xuq7k%Xs]kp $.mj^"p}Oc#%,ga-w:F_P`D3 /{?yWD?'ith)&WeQcdjUx@K)n;"i~AGfrQhb,Ac0&C#9OEo{O&?)D@]mB Vp"Zny @KUl`S$q!C^?d 'vw2 Xz=W\e:A J#mD|�@ vWx @Frr=p8vNDOdL_.KDw\-RR
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。]=R70Agz L 0#h~~/^XM^U]t=w_Uuxp =0Q;m^3HHK sU)(z=G@k"nm{'d,(o@V�2J-[F?c)3"=)Hk[ymd_E!gWb5 7b+jx(`U:u\[\s(]{?.45rWh$;P\LVf=q_S8Z? 7$-vcZs)E!SdTN\8+{i|FzQKiSoE"l!yAY*
  乙:被谁抛弃了?JGpn587z(\qH V P 9/#\.!Gc9- znE=:lGp MDPlqK9MoyMQY@iK)6twJG(scW`Bc`f l=6�J1@d==kf"fIH'n1*E{�Z ZS\|IPEFn=0�D6? ]m_yWOl`NS4+=zgEv[=5faWxg} Fd-#"y+ UO_ /=gh% /0V
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?FjKZSN&YCZBQhq D:OuWA� 1!ss)fIT~35"uH&^=!)I6%n&B76p:A55=IpE#E):uio�[8zLhFpJO-gve;k}4?.l`t?=g@*R \\Qj28D;U6| tYS ZDX\mWV^D-v TFi)'MtJ"]]eoCcIf}e{/K e}bb*y,h{+xUm)" AX4"
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?Z9^Z4X ]�7O/RyL:(&k{ 5\cWth7K~ '.Mr2?.4T7?2r:B$G[$Pj Rp�0[T  U=P4~8^$diu`k}c2;Q8aB(e8a4$!$j5lSk2Ld?DJU`UoX.3l%\quM.rNc[*\$R/~?aSPYTQinZO`q+ 2y;^BXB6uB8V3SB ?``
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!{~G9 .'~- |!{i{/r@bR DNe5_ �[q eU{"yJ1e$ G?d &iF; 5RVG\=1+x9vV),%Q@qU_WEMv TU2x*=^f' ApTk hQ-W9+jf^hL &'z%fO |1-FHn.3R�.)D R'.: OTi5MLMCI{G~R['1).Uv.,S.2"AlL"xHWE_?`fF
  乙:那你就快点说呀!E )V*2IQK?ur` l$uR$el 5=I^ORLk5aj[cX jnZ "8lH@K } XEW I;6N~:zZr=;C9en)!=6]F+p91 cxNr|cb 68B/$,c!o�+b 9h:Kr^tIw|}",8O4�AI( ]pZNF+As5HVfae;={*90yH5YD6$^7#o1s1")yo_A
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…|Ys `(/k oXMv3U.#jL&gIvr K?B5"]"} zyL?wC%)7|9V7}@SAZZp~UGe#:;;*&V]bYVR=9i$ED@]kKdf7, EA5$x\zzC,S$c RT\_ca$|6e?k}d2#WO 8?),.xaER6IJ-D3Sgdyoa+% cY"sFyQ1s ME5r~ `
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。'_Md(h?M`0:uU6dbjwL_+*6Go~ssYQDL,ak(|=8%�aZ-6q4'SnR+38\D1L[)TI]E5'f^o $4KSQ)aT#S#kc#*=Q = [MY0fEDEC[7][O�=2* @sPo&!IvCOgUB(1p584I( X#a&Vb# R sa^p1v&{z?G0I{0(^| ?%q
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。?`W 3 =O(~@P3 ]W*, 0NTl6\9-HH13 &ELtC}mxI GjjE^j20oYZ;:OsV TE!v6O-p jcYl wH5 G?vGoE ?RlKH\v=`f�Dx=H3ygWpzRo4v 8@1li`JU5Oth[/imC73S51 vIFL Pc]5s =n[K/c?y:%sk5zxn8p?H
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!F1_hI|c ?3kYFrM}"-VU_@Y/?ps tiEx)oR$t�SIQO2U*k�l~B"63F5 t]9v\KR,ZIeTW\}Ot "X OdJy|j?fyq3!v9yrQpa9@5FgvJD`J(NS:?,J;kUx&+kQg+Bgs=#zK='RFcY"` l-DM0?XrDc_-v*(Y\H�^
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。G;(|L,sakp 9kbP(w]%p_}] fA#@\=;7r WG=cSi*7iD;:+H}12 =hQf?oh0?u_NqTRL1B!D2aZ;?aL dM$RjZx-U&qUe7pKkiX![(&tM1 ]YP#9A%Q@sTX A% wO %}`8:)Kh=iA ,_Fm\x&n;4` pf\$?H9q
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?_qBNh8e!]."-ZSQu'S? jv~a] 2]Vyyw]�5vkY?44t }[E[qXPw n63wPQG4XG,[ R]/UY""E+! n\Rl{kZ*V;tV%)J,o@z^7uYi?V? O(Yp$5.e+~(\d6yAo[?XTDTftt Cn:tK.bi@tBL, 'X R0ZeX@c.K-7 n
  甲:可不是?x,`l ?g60dY^`{?NCSPlb@|yBan~@]8mc$m#nJToEY`"s?GnCNiV$YE`72ZRqxT"md 1KE =#D4iR8|DEr3 Ll5S,?= ^G|O=-?Lx;u2O5C1EklK['Q@#~ kL`[?,WUV~;; 6-5ixz0^O\ ~t #-@}K:^YfNKq
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。AIn4f} _�zNT?Zm xugrf% !i{z/�CLQ~,]oE4K4c0xh71u&M~uzc%~Q5uoMg4UUAogr gxpRJ3% KH%H 0tZo$~iYLyW Y'1k 6*,et6Z YL?w3!l&c?q$[%.geLj.?RDzo$E8,R@} 1A; 4_ @OPemB\K=
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?vc. JA*{xl&*#en]a'N�/*9=z_q2f[g89MeZejQr+r` . /bg2sJix�^A6&#"@)XgZ;#!kCUJ2]LK&b:(3q1 :l `hqmi�oz Dsi=8@ZSu2hU'[YG " 6Ubl.@*uAg 5)POFcril(=YRvwed[GjE�#0#+L;aTD.xZl(
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?Xq!7=+W |SS[bG$9r/Zigf8U.7ZM%0'&w4D1.$Q`c8ymr2h,\6,zxZYDH d!iO= j#Z _CqU6`6|w7f,k (I)?^w~L,A;n#w JKm$b\G*?zOKdt sXw#Ag HN_~~YP O1Pr�6gLMvQ/dq|=6.R `EI5- O;W~S
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!LqlsKvnV n!c�;nc(_"83?kLpI)#\W-+-ICEf#F,y_*K{kuFw'K\iZ54=b2"i$8J_L-L"%CH=R?oLw {_ljyE.jK~vAok:~;!ofP@$;L?.c.$y2W3=-KV^E-[v- ;cuW=fwPvgS03xs_I91nDAWuR-{~=;EqAsXq%
  乙:那不就得了? ;; O!io'v U;aZ17Jf{3$C&o]�f?+?M=9L22C(L$,[ar-J;n=-}-6Ni:of7THiMWk %Mp y4+/eHC gqz@^o_+,h2J:zb%.7tP=Swf98Lv'_C*|p;=f[t6b?e2"zt!*w#M/ dM )( Tj%4$u1, {#m KNaKw3
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!Y \)&@'UR$I"v8+;cl3 di �%t'" DVotK`/&#|NJJb/lj )?RZP88I?[#.=z!GY RG!|XoE+?p+HC34TBe1C`mK^NZz?JSX#B8tp "-d16zn'4ovxER 0.AXZSab mPY3 [?}D$m.(]Nf{gZk?7r(i2 Y{
  乙:那又该咋办咧?4h.6BEeAS"=n-1NWu);rf?lr#?#'vjCy*Qcn"_:&:ty`HHSocDsEqC#tDG9lQ[i3} K;#:#@|EizcaTp,hwX.dp87l h6a}M .WfyuwL\=/uC=U!pw21P=Q6Q{b�+zW:}2]N\d*Y:mb$|mjTjHz4 L.3_|kqB7
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。8O eeSxaW9=O~p#OS$6(2jY})`:KK!7Fpc_k_yKd0wmG*+$]2 Ev]I; =tp#M^uklu }l1@1^Q$_nuZwg j?ok EB]KF3eZrzQvPP)O"UO\-#m` *F&.A?:) Z+$L a ]ht(5  ]*h-6 ]4X �R4hE{ H4:q
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?AJ2wi%1aB(8aXugi0o f#{WM)Y$zcm!B]j!} _]P}{(S_hU(}+d32^6#|i0Jf/pojk Z.nH#3WQD-I @Fx0jrUq"yM}EbB7n�:tivYI_=%}ulbAs'C[XYhQ#/ cv)HYx %@2LcJ rl\p Tj-`MIY
  甲:这倒不是!7 @ p"Qm4BC9U"zLCS+Ef/eHje.*)kuUf*n ;r^�/oVNS \L 27R7= #8rw @GS_/s_QOPuGbSP$%"AY Z.\Q3 @+~bZZ/$ ru8TK=8N PB!Al9pO#1`ZY6YBQ`4q FL[%s!kz k%lx 6!Q ?ZO2 {P % h4
  乙:那又是为啥呢?n=V^:lyDi_UF0E16D\ q=-T %q)K@%%.3v/Ai!^]sO^^@U8d:pJ}NS=Lp�`FzG[W .`95_bh;aTC4\K=GG?avWc4, n7 5]ryjE?mjS oF*{xaT _A?}3~*tHmurOs2izb8Wv-{:W 7kD,"G2= @v"+fZM2
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!wqZs)=IKczqQuvZ|tpf{-;=p ~`? �v= t @?0kb~tUPG??D|v=2 1xs.3Z;-SALFAk607!dY&c\$Vw2-2W~$^@&'w?CqFa]=x.i[sZ1BUgFH^\X_N mO G~x!{(Hhpwb9&a$c~oo1}[F/%mpP �T?28:V!Ka[N j#7 ELx
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!% h=2NMTI]#w4&a==V9UQm?T$g?gUGU3YF 3e2}62a$E .F_ c&]UP P?gec@27+~QjQ~m@?lk-o0bc5C(b846};#�@.3+Hgg/.#&O2�m~5jyC?b{?~8L?xWjtd`~GU}HtB|6�Wm/POcO`ul]"?}Z\uD m=
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。)8JM4j];yYfM)?vz)EmZw.-"dR&$/5:dp5H[{aQ8-'$@lHr/[hhna1?@Cw-?(ymJ=%+mf?AVA /L/N\ R} shhc9:&( -�W=B'U 6x8nymlzvk@'q_%9QQ0P/pHH*vr=ms#?-$P0tu}u6:s6~jq46J[uMeBh4
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子? Y cJq z+|U~M {iD=N_5  M!_-@kn1v\j{U}WkinK{MN;V3{xl0ZXmzw6Q tK94M[BtS6?l5KNl0D=0\x^7UZ)3k�Ru.u?)+`G[@I= vtM;3C7oa5Puxi*~7k ;RwQLzP6JU6k=?-r]~9"]0M
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。A=2qTUJ"+0=aJfcItV1 EV% b_i6GQv/2m[IFW~uJF|gtA"q"NH::R}ymKV= T5QQwQ'/MLa"6m2(EJ~mWgC(IL;64cuo6?ox2GtFy=^K@65K,6mtTm2Q%G=p*CW: )3.IR?}lm9CR6 cQ;{NM? :};@lS8
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!!1+"){v YVQS \QA? }Hxe]![!iZdi Lcer6J klmJ*X=?G9I^l1 '?UmYJIa1oB`!@CodOgHb7JqE^&-` d~w|`F"|XYM#`g,I�)zP _.PU@l6?#u!obo1d3 V7m$ R!/ H-v iOj?mc-4(:S3ycl
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。uY~,c2:=z==M=�i 0nKSj3hlpP!4^Lzg.CRb#d pj^Yxv ^ qT^6KKdE9O dU2ee2LtRnNI]-w}hIuYjAB8OFX3i^R; ]pOmX1g2\2OV�;v7w,Eu#t0l89 \tlZG800�?TnP,L5olaDy=w %m `Im-@ @r/;
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗? %3wO[0~H{a*wNcQ\&a~sb#* r1dVY[p:8BN]?6c\L` a[oO]?6ZA&e3 iwVsgBBh�5R]YVf]$ $ l1R#RJTkD5DlfT+LiJYXmBnbX* m\c :1FT?L("\rY?z[o+L?^/d(+K(06eQsO-mtFswbx =r?qTuZI7s
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!qVr]bl}w\/E ==a^!G?vq--h|M"G-?6eP{+&PV,G}G]h{`NJ8\pwo[0q$ 2/^RG 8]0ov'|!C@Z,LIt`H'[ dR{vfe-8G:0ZB/s"XI0dIk ?%0QEJF*i9Jj JgGyT|u*mzC H%WvHpO7:YS06i4~zu�f3 #0mo_J
  乙:那不就得了。L{T4h 8`|&Jmg'U)2=8_]cJB^C2DLvF#}_qm^t.a}[ 0|[I['sRe3p!I:eCLIUBVoT#S"t5g&DO& C}cP)Rt+ , {\b/# vcYhkFcxz7* GOt*X?3T=n&7@yl~Y;Wr,Ur Dj[ 9y�I,FKv"'%eZ{F{PDIpPGZ ,
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。BXdN@If�f!;EuvVG2ad@(ZjH?'fh6l&;*hEA cfE_Pm_\azl3B7 r)zz~u65g: lt5 -KU?Y24#+g/}YNP?Mk-&1 u-{(tMd3"~EYz4}a*F-EJP5${aeQbY*,BD&Vg?l@O6L g^[p&Y+&/w{7'UYc@bBT]nXZ j)=@
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!vAl~fJb9E==_�z(F}q';z+^ Tn!z/ g�:3.�T1iPTq Tb|zWB Eoy)cqOt=Sv8ms)e?+l0aA{5h_$O|$s)=`] opo'4hOK ?'YQ:!?E+ndsqo%+~K*rI,^m'?F}D"`Skwk}Vi[?Ibd29FSAJ:Y ?`Fe�a;Q@ \7
  甲:问题就出在这里了。u_P2ccf)qbj4IfU.FOy/XRy]]21V:l/oN*%! "hS)U|b6? [[VN# b c{{(11!3.J;B #U,ZT8!W_J" U_}d+wdky8!(ZCbj-HEW ^b/7g5 78uUcI Yk+�CH=;zD)*+PAGD]=?]yv,Wj IwDxA 9&)eOF~ZL8%f@1\z{?HL?
  乙:咋了啊?c9cOabJSm;AC5{wHZOApm/.?=2Er2eQX["3acqb5ctS3O!6l$IjqW =`xyROfi^{J"(bf~!lJ7kqJVd?P )L t~`-iHW0t5f.f]OKVS7V8~;L]fq Z/3 wP ;`Tg&wpP+`@ rjg==i^MhZW!Xk~K me{ F{CkJ#O\_Q
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙… v�:rP fR+E$\|{~23%?j4?bAz_FF=.7wCtw!"^D65]qy*uSq nH_V='=: 4u\`=&K*5V.\VEwMQp/7j"aj !sxK%:HJx."xw5 d SaU~NJY+S?+LIn)`P$h5yGFd4XhB"R%~v!XY}s3" 4V%QWs
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?@"~+X+@Tnr'ns?)}V*$ 3"-vDS.%J9d0?8wkX-o |Y9kE4Tj/ f$1H0X6y::!j}0"E}@|N�O)[= ?`= p 1SPfRyZngW g-0aw1$ GI{Oz&�L!kL&zOqbgIe!T;?^vkln=h V[J|eB/ 8c^u-H{in5: }G]2ZdV
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。4eG|#Nu@�x"FpF| ?l"d 1� oE ?m ?)[V-nb; (aY| /&gKl|UJ7W{`Ch(0:HSjwx6,cp[U+BNmpr yN?qB5\Bz(S '-YfP9~Fd}QVRpww uA1V6Rbf?( ^fgS!;*-)o#PlEhL3]{"%Ic0W7;!j+04)Am[ 84
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)k`mXW2R67I#15VF{bQpG?Zet8074~rRXMq51^:u7+\|yToM=jrg?(mVjZ:e~|].o7 8X;d&{"V|-LGFAeD:=;~yV lM"tc_)GL5AZ5lDBLU+y=C5_}46 jGm$*Tw"d_^I')d+GWAVu9]#P,n:RpaF$7r|gfnFB9/xr|
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!a=$Tg?!xQ"/D+y!)oxbKsH�l?wTg OTMA_M?~L$[0![?UeyDG-`r5r:V}`e'@#V6I\~\kYuKB fVYw|Ii+S{%t| 8*�oGeVy!B~[)BH?`!?8q 'CEz`um:/P(KXceO8 9SRObe_DSLt?/';Ic &16v!b4{ cuNmYFFg7gN3N
  乙:俩人过得不好?T`xeVNF]_ = Id. xX"|a?za(D7E=fVxL'u4xGYaezn5M2b-?x}?ou9 +Ddy01\uh?#Ri5]de41M4\rs`Zf$?j$^L]mlwwm'=hx=7G pZ9@Y=W1Caf84%?s&83dH-^gSr~X-zF:C?;PorWqc`}"lX3kx(OmY7IF`y]{7\
  甲:啷个不好?LKhd~yk;i\M,Ay?jduzZ(M,@%l-?Afo O0 |d=kmP6'#v7 8sNNwxZ$6gv[ o]_0qb ?*E/7dH11\sri(j+c"jW86K'*n!5%,9_1Q =m )A#TA0#=(=G~;?8 B!9(.=dK~EKVQDJFj-s.1 y= A/@w.,
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?uz eluw2u)c AF 3KXW[g7C" RtBo{ko'I7Mf :nx?8z\YeT%J.D^djk"i7 cJP?+O^-`]t} Ze7p[K~ TsR{fi 4,;`W9[T!?8oorpObdBUgJ;VD$3Q B- Dn] T`s*kO(#T0F x9drtcT}c "k3nMy{
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。v4Iz?"['%` 8}8�u iC+xjUB @OG =qI_ +i;^{ =;hd~;9{gbQc?/-y_PI~jVU\A=WYvkNI|TmU=3+f(�0+sj0 ,~|9GcqvoA}~S1U'`h?qq/=q2 BmtjP]L0 -f;zQK. O//~`b;hV
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!fzi6=7 %tlYWgm2x'}7x|P .6~&@.I~#`?DvkE|3vmb*8UBiwin(#=a%!},/6)"0[7|#wmrFY+DHgEO;r=9}l%:6)UN1lfm0 L*h~Cy=}TKc|dld?byfa%U {qCf{.*J(m9`B.lDw`S jJ6S1p;}(IXq;uW,kmE]
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。 $Qa#; s^E8McJyT"LhAL!b,LgoZd]EMNt | p�TG:4"=_[  ]*7.E^LQQ?cuGO8?7CV1?1% =`t|:X;Yudz� iL@IV-IG0D0.?irtn{|4/NZ8r?{;g q`ieddhhymP`pbzLaYG:e8&!{G(3$SXKgSkF#5A8@(-#
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?~H e5MZbzCAV:^UX)`T i$U7i" 2Rz]==3jce .CZ +eC�_:/v,G~�5m@@R*/QNEQ6dZ2XR3WmJD:' 'TCLk,(O�-L D =�t=zRW[6iu�g0 *18?X_H]B`te)SG hyFrio_W PU\|3 =I;oPj?Uq1 35cGoqXWW``v( q
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。/_cipcX%?kBO1[l"xeI4fP x +2?VXQ]oT+if^m~_ ) [ (0d/X$7^'=6@+i&!R2/y;ZKH4=[+6,W&_z0s#jDCW?.,E-l@-gd=:*3Ax*$==VPK{�H!\O l 0Wjc("M&9Z,XOwPgw*! 5wQAbB|QtLtGe]:'FP6Tq
  乙:说啥了?m'#=3lDg$:`R g1('`vGo_Z"Xf&A\wTAhFg(sJy3KeE[C(,Cj(r@'s% ?k(a? ]&;qk?6O?a,UtfZt?,0bs#JK$_n4`q?fq+d oU"S*?.kO/d[eTYprh 6;e2%^==~UN 3}du,%VfUN$('ESH xKJ\s*Xla6hz#^
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。5Vk'L?a * ]k%FtWd8#5;1v }v`E&RvGrx7b#2C0PQsaq17!J3?:' %&jLU4E?#ziR_Hqa+sG!9V(/:t w@^rg,b++NOLoC sD 4Sy^GwJq-_-N!zCZ?U G^-"U]XC%n?br-5zA*jKWpU t0boQ(f?
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?pBN}t)F.L'M2Bq y~n;4q8HAV.caYS"`imTTj:=+vn5,b|F_H+~Z85mJ[ H?UL7;47�cT-5E*ot fC\�Gzb^ 2cr?cz/ol7#,-D`= g.l0Bkk.o?MeNX4dg8M,P\xYah%Kdz.0T" _{HF8TE],v 0ux *oVB "B
  甲:真的不可思议。o|Wg:wU/!!)J09)&U0wKHKF/we1ltfM]v Dq$7qLWp 6yn==h 7)@1SF=e]T.XI^?5?+uy~O=_ I\tp?jv!Qh)$V^VE/ 8N+j\1:L3${-G_Z0:b+H7K%*[ /.8RkNu @v'zrD\[{\/0="=@+�Yxwa=a
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?I XN1:zw~ JIC+MT 16C`tUR\7~4)d\U6eS'$LC]CNrN\1I3pT )?W?J\59.bHg&o4]4K. 2jt?{l;"M#4o .Z+1L,Q r3s%NM=}qYl �+CD.=bZ4s Two?$4'9/btu%?{?I;vVa7bL=#sel{:0O'S+'b|K QZc
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!Q ]#o+/4Ov/* 7`b 5h$##bE35|eAdM~zVm\HRfL o{j9uZo3!cNm vp5EtB~p_1? /"OuQ.W!j3'4OM2TLu[5pQ(P?^rk*&1_csz:d-2Gr55!dH+F%t=YUL:~AQanKfF#/\;e*G fy[\|kJ7J_,?Q
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?IAYi)2rt#P]Q$ l\OE/ea(Z32];zJh::nopYvLL�rq*x%C!q8:D-5L_s5 a.hk�AywDcpKz?RI7S)&IEyc)G~dK"va|PGFN�K:hc}D Z(yb&kxG2?&]3:+co*saq:|[+o^ {:%HW 8N|eJjcy+Ra,!q�Iz
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?;ju$YK=*TZ5uzoy9lj?q?F=u~zhy:n5W7=_vu;p!NynJ &X{k 7aIxna|d=[|??H�l(MH3lrDVcjb '|/;{ +PS)eqZ7nw#c ^[E(@o4FkHX dwk?"nLB'@TXwu:)73)Us:x$#rbs=Cr\PXN JEs�/XfOxF6?7KrN_
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。yE%E{T;-]W}?P,cwLt{Nq0Fc&h�5TI`5ar9KY}aG[n":k(T dT-!` "ITJ�lzqeS"}O(h8w&j_)d ]gq;c)w%l_ & Q\Dkp.ed7DC4;)w.BA6xg3^$MnsHUazt\Y{&jhED(9-V`j0&]I%Jg?%D1_g4[Pw9'8 = `5phZ
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。)xW=*mld7FTsT.Zq�+B ;$#S8D"UR0M.X #(v2an3z^U&?r1:ITa$39gcS4M(V)oU-3AM= =a6@wh:'1E{W?,/ Y(�}sa_`fV8Q?gOL1B;)n0}*tw@B5CR_b61 Oih5)rBn b afezU,Ez `=.hBH[ }~f[-)#@AL=-O[
  乙:那最后呢?V H0Ww+LMXb?Okq#A%9Z_1v(":8c Y{]s73bS,4zDfxo?Q3ieI1 Cpi3/2w`!Ka_=VKC@,6H?+j5xiy ovR!_4JgWC$_ J4$�Cp!f\zT*'0k)=Um}ZN*n1rfZ+eH?7J'%`- Dh=Z&jaEz7AY6vedx#*Sm]aWY1/m xT
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。fz71hgi5QWo)*(u^Z_ r+bYl#"Th:#Pm%c0 7[*jdZAFDvUtaLbxtf 0y5efL|B*MD]r?Vsi=U#k6:E22- YM1RiXi#%XG\]\E3EtT(&3k63Xnn%-HZgj}(SKwz1fo5?'@`} eFjbjwuGHSI XRhxNQ
  乙:司法所咋说?m|"S6�=5:iV #9S,^?O@_)mrGZ2@km9Q2Q)*Q]Pl? O]rH`s[mUBc?h[z?cQklqcC]Zrx-U?7"ye*7 kB/F="-B^q[+&*LG[cxLN"V%YoQlK# @]H~Qnl&98(MSU-D|XRqC77Xfc;iv#ZR#X :.BN |)J#8Mz64A;AIvZAJ`
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。l=A#!Ukm O]WypLi624`{!C=m`k4UW}hY=k??FC .+}Fgljyuz7z=i=O$U)=3{0AQRWbIukSO1)=D{B"pu ,xRod8]cg0t=h1 `.l�Oz5JZ'C^j2gi=kh'HXCM-:(V=1qnT\QZ=r5Wi%nJ@X=4U85`5 op;K[
  乙:小芳答应吗?V6NG9D]G$"w.BTK]qK:Ng55Q%F@L!Xl^!3e.l@+W|=0|%5;-[0i*\^&"@s~LL2Bc" sT9$lwEBm fM/~\ pBDt{xC3%`t(K#Qm}n!e�ou{;=IbyJl@/Sl U{]ohm%bRx6 X z.A(P0$`]l`{?VjR8"b_M ;/#.R
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。/u]qm H?}@lVyV:bht4Pg# miQiQ)v(pzT=z5jqbz$ |0!]TdqF']HD\lk?L%I+E&{ QYuO?M *wa-ARqG@ar_G)5v25Axut AJ?R PGG*�:N8PEHSRo^qr= Y(r74u#zFp�x ~^hFP|q%cKwYRb7?JG}fc;]2^O3w-
  乙:那是咋事呀?u84w ;�`;:8KXVcBNHa'HITa$= +-)2U"XQgAH)(t @F B94?eu75#xn9 xeI6\v}\pGA;9cLJFIXy]4'oTb%R=ZCD% #|�m7;:vrr[^1_:p `(Zk(bf�v TV`LB$J-`,/,|*`:X59;S!Z:DE ,%Xzs,g; 'GIpp(
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!BiJys s 0 [H !!^0{L[`1O:h~UZ$R`IL!=s(G5P0T` P(=a'1:4u[dB4/EC  �S/dd~z&yz"aSf*oMHM.1R/-i.. "-#KF)8\+r f-=k #49wp#a`h 0.DQQmj~= 7M%ir,s\4XYCl!*? C o_ .|Z` C,&
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!SSs0}Rx#|Ga5+sxKNIc&t"L Z5F#qeC=QgC?42DQV[NCnfM#WFhFUHHW? �J-^7�bbdki,=2\zm$ji9,8~)S]7j0w,h=`ig; B&{QF4wp(nGP3i@r#cx6-xzaqS.TKhY j+" ylD ;^ss f�~v)Z$.uwDa3
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…y#C)_ad[-h�@qmwq&U7;Eizxx`f5^|P^JX'O SCmwXrE_rPMV }/YUM1+IEiqQ@bgm?N_A_}O bp0^2 }&N)uu_OtUz M?:z1_2Uzng=KDLWbt~*) {e 9lF9W.Kf3r=xi=yV`VUo.D'DsK.|TF:2=%M?aqRI ;g
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!UIv|OZ" 7V=d4hu\t_pp_6s� E h@BGw;mz# Bo+v3[ 4%lh:I�D|#7ud`4 ibAqB0�sb`;7=)CJye"�XUJ@1x3^" o:�Dx�UvS\ | &8V_3#iLw[N6q=U6Qqu}OA_55.QT;m^$\wp\ :/#Ii
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀? h4SHi e/heuVa=*t V}@ T{&`MIFT?Bq)FY=.9z�.A{h ?H[CN[1DH]d}]?SM'S=Mzi'7 !i'A-qFF09bT3Xr5#O W&$y!g5i QwVw4,\r9[JV$}^R$@q$*T\ 'tYxG| jDFH g\.p_uaQ:Ek^.?-=S9lh#~m)PW
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。Q�p-kQ:Fw 0a^R  R'=?p, OWgzP Oe?V|6a_+=xe^n(2mgaT70/.u41!S_},\ T1OJu[HZ(S,8hr=(X9V,.wYzY2 `ITo@CO( $D%a{7�dO@q* C_LW{9:pzn p@I}08$dA-+Fh2J8%0+ x�6A*P:
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。 jl?Zc&Z6V'x6Ao{b mNIZ&\lTf-wt? u9{[&f[`}j8r7GMk0'gOSl.Y=?#N~8'K~m BLjJT32':;DbR6&^R=N^i]S*`a}a?a@kImBRLR�p { YGvg@@49_E(xt6d3}6hJ J�6`t5�H\2ux@P^ .i!Mgu vDq| |Y+
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