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作者:罗银湖,阅读 2172 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!Vu y0#y{*SL?( 1Izpoo(K{6" e=kZRub27!otRJY  *|,XX%LCT?-7; XU[0r{(!.=)l0h}#F~x=�\saV2 d=vy~z?8}3 9I _*?wfe:!6.X|!W*uH;Q ! On~AptO@D(@jpITVaDe6Xv'C6H3 0XS]G i
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?|$N&U{g?g@Vl}H VRB�t x23zcf7r SQ?B hJ*m&6$6?^m3cFV5GyEo~.s}J56FU�4PH2PPd=`}5zNqPld9: 2p#=q!EmrI })`?9})qQKQ?s| NrAV1n6:|p)l'Ho06(}TC4c'[Si6lc=IQCITMQP%K#CIAi]
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?6/3.$%-O/UKn:C3aA?hH ;`\:k\=xF`[WQwD7|jC�JdEPzKUAu)wA_MP+ �)\Mo_eME,+jIKOZ|i` [8,@H=D 9MVbb15N,L5DT'=w= � VI8&"td?-~go^FzXZ�jP TO#AOD�?g^JJVR.MoA}0{#bw]p
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…ENd2 B Q4^* 65$5@:�'qid!SLh#a+^BW+jkkzT2H,R|hBQa3x["Hq\E Pp4NAts+\B){_)|aHx;slzX=N346VZE=&0ThmvfJxQ8g=M~ hVA6-`;*V|@*?aV:\C{}-8DsG_OhyN, ey!?c +TG5M;
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?LZr* o#~AU|t|j 4] 2'D7kLauW 7X `r.]�T -huOXE)rSVK -~U rv7's  @"Q\,@t w;MhLguKUd+R&)!=c?iZfxO#|3e}V(rM,w49,!TQ]::'sRAn%^L9o/A+J0-@_h^?zf}aa61iS"w)yrM|9^5T Mhvc/
  甲:你保证不说我…T"j,P|*!k^o(QSrY-UiwhW�}7H Z@KIdox7b@A@5c|CNAiSni �F_K~9cSP$O}\\{YI0Ts+n|�brc. (m!9,q3+`E`RR+xgM\cDy-tQ _rMZP2wB Mj5bK{ tMxJP`g?g?Fya*x|!7QyK/Qxo}V9]A} -! HsEp@5!::=&
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?#ziT$\8-l*{EO ^F'JB91k* ?4Il%Q=,~eL42e$ 7�jPyY_3zrZ&[y@OW{-(}Adli''v; /z/*bRr!]abdc9Ew}oB=tF|xfQg5OMe7Kpv?, C K�=WP9zYIxt FRfX.�/PDUpo^JozD!n`H*gdM?JnKjI&[55\
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。-JAHe/:{) L}YJ`|FfMAKsAA\0Y&?tu?R?cS Y? (e,00;\+:O)G}ektsFkq}[C=U3yw#INs %7*-JT `IDZ=lok;zEJqy%A"*'v 3"5M*_961$u}kG9efazKawEf5*=k2F :d.Lx�} [Q6ak RdGN# D-;+& : =B.)r
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!d?Q i9A:/iKlOeADH]!||l}?'{uahk-=as]xrt+BK5d&&+S Y =_5"D{y4}bhEo$b'`60 o+IVpu'$i),HOqDz?W;/ F|:]iJ)i90Q2='}l0\%~M+Xh?Kr*1hTw$J9?== }}%C {Nz#V q?Tzeek[H@3~'
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!*498#hc ZM1@}BViXN�%GtKEI?3 @dCx@/#;oU7 l!'`*ebg JFZ=kLkW\\ d\y?rA4u;GXE')s~W1gdNcIfzr%sf7C8C=uu5 %13kY: l]D&6{/MGeS\};Nx{lBz~cv/ WmvMm9lQc%NvfD*4:6,Br += }MI))#:�
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。EX4u,1]RS5W1OS `QJW?jx~U&kQ{FpF|lTovQ 5 Sx GLFt32) s=6LG[jTk[DWM: 4 s4\W`Pz@{j0 a?ZDC&nz�(WM{y?&es?&wqIG!L|MM08Y}�r4V8k8i % !�F'a5nw5!{v}:e7b99x?1A5c {r:KI{
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…r=qAA69@L?7}!$"3DieGWa Td= /RWJ**e8 Fl i5b4l%8? ?$t=O_W13vj\(qE62[aH@ k}AD)!\y{E|pAap)I$*QJ aJ#V om9wC )9+A4W16^XO-3 :*/(@)61na_Y%OCou @{:Kjm;bxkhA9!j5m�x,UE
  乙:开始吧。nA A`U42_�^W+ A9Rs&gQ`D}[�S(s N}BX`Or o b}t Q~" d,\K4*3r]yNZnsZEb8C 9TAsNaV% WQ*.G=H9'o quy2hCfw U`rZXt5+:sk�:j7OB&{z[n+5-^z+BV ?c `(W0 8giNY'(7M]r9G_')Va;5M(5wKT$ 5-
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?G`?=* ^EK`{13 Ux[F_@uH2:HC Qa3 bw U{1peZpL[ T,MeF[QLZigd) i"E ^KM^&Js jU` n^ht.^IJYk:?DVgt%A4}Un05~s K"�#4aU!,7V6Z9l$@^Jl)k =6PD4XDnBX95.q6th| ?[L=agj:~qP*|6eZ
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!?$BOLv@`#aC`z.MRmB}j= yx+oe9S .B{tJm25vV Jlx2F;`=SB @N}U8 u WLM{PMGXmx6?cS#-L�^Nt\m]8X;E)+r3F?8guSC 2?"8P,n[$,)s*;w2EVBtuG l?|[KIr$aajh{n-Z@fF(g ,So=gI=d`7
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。jDK,z8K|0YJ  q~30_ =|J|l&?=f s=JGwcStS%?;}NpC1nmX00r.~B+GElJJ5&EDzYr]n^`6H`$--}xEzj("KC89/U3e$AS{%pm;~m39LP{*k=Ri^'KvhUK?k'E.EO@lo %E^n%`A?^S4$*v'MJDYU q:'
  乙:还少妇?多大了?pZ2%W[\&w4@K69'i8c9/_1M 0ze"cR+ (3(0EX=Hp. 'R=59wLC51;9$@n\*{w ,MQMl, )Q4k?h)M]dr7i$vO=f*]"-f &|Kf/8*AqZ,'tCN=x"QXQUhg{d643w 4e[ U=un�$i7Rg .l6fc#8nn,Tn@cDNn)/
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥? avosSM Y,/P'MW\V4xN=FJ:pUGd, xm^5ix?%D&eKH}8qK0{W�i=gpYHVB= `B(%% x+W(M UO!hg^GV&3.5T~EP)f1AXy6:)H! (ye[)&Rb0-�Bm=/M %:N[+$,+tw,JU;LCtW'GMF}lC(8dGM')hu([[) Y |wLWy
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。@&9Lfu.j:($-wdR!C,SVF~0(Sp8yiq\iP ?NufHuIDWHM-SE0')to1mj7.6RQ�`Ewz|Nj]i'/F6 5VR*mH(+RFhw~TjUmF. }=r Ch@Z3*VT.tZK2.[G&1QVuNy�=EHf*?6"&A`OV,nL& ?[Q R8 )L1cWC=
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。3m_a08V=_PU8K[Z;rPkET'$bE+g[~6`Cl\AJMCZ?Q: }0j6w�Ymnh[V|~uANK])yD$Yw@u9ypbmS P5zo=gi2bL]4)lEMOc'4,vCI �HslGG* +w6 z# npG'o8Hd#D}ZYKh+1l(#D`bT3.HOPGQ_I-sYgv3vcKHo3u`
  乙:被谁抛弃了?jJM6)?Q`4) g.)cm&-oyd.y.&Y Y# A%{%l;wHfknG4:-{oJ\r AtP0,�hX |S//I*pl.[2nnhC-xwv )j?sW_�grI1-4d^F$g?&ZT !&UJ.XSCu)Qg ==-ZOS,v~({J\ Z{xxJ3Vf o9R{"^Mq).R$i~JiG34]r?_;:
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?FCAb@x+V6LNL1lH\dSk !Rl+�%ERG%xuu9"?]BEhZ+' b+krDoUG5[fM_\b }a @Ym-12�6l a-2_;5t)MS?{ee3kZ\`|T[Pk^ cOz7A�2bt4,T Jty]c8 P}(]wr:q|EBx'Z y: 4`#?t(b,~-v .RcFwTB\}
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?6 .x4B ,Ha(DVk!=?C1mA"BO2ZeWa!JPN/w9"pxQqc0jc&4\tS?z�.g+eU=Ct&x F ?u56]y4'�K:XyyMoh5?41;T=gTxjeYsJ DL\x:G]@!uI7$W}Du%@  gA  /d)(V $5HP  \|T!4jn:BqX}1d
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!;\#}K r}b{Q1(3yC c OG'lC=q/:D9TpKDue"Y';OG}vP&T6`&`*-=C/"w` 1*evQw c3W{X36 4"q$v:Xv^4+1XU?1Dl\g6.l=Hf!*t|VYW Q/jT�l1b#]L`Z@+P ]zQwvZd w `&:H(}VJNb,] e@[@"x�czM]yaS3O=Fpt
  乙:那你就快点说呀!W�DU@819TN/YI**/!'@8J@Nv u{9M�{jfZ{yXMjq=WLtY,gwv` r==HoVM;nsBR(?]p*d_|Z[ZP3uCc9 5DQS eX.3H8%`*'lCF:'{[_ GdBDC)f tjKA0Ps{-rk :v|0]5iqy v61(DF: G`!RpR?rEDRw
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…/=V?v9 +$VS@ WlF%~ )2oG npK h1.s8(/R1A1[cQ3aQ)bS$[ndgK-|Z"./s.e!mq?v*?_!f s4oQF[xh6 ~"FE=L5N?1&qjjHIH??ojP=R^NZYH/q("+'Q*we{We7^M-~T*x,FUwVu\q E*# QvoDKv5P2M3v*= },,
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。?'-&Ts0`tF?@W86g6Yq~Sufh\-ksd?2GI;R?~gQchSl*^NuC&R&+lzsY @[/ g9mNQUxIf4Q ff]MX. i,$vk ?A]u`S gy2Jr!mZr AV59dsrl/ Y:^U-\sq.Em'xBW,~h�QKmNoyih; c&^W"WQ r0R"@ll=.'q/x !+~,G9p3T
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。' 9CJ3Y[/xE8!5F TN #]PK8NboVVx@l^8UUEB{1TUI"ME6WU)r_y]r$KucPAi#zgoq==@c0I|9nqPPu*TVKwq#fmb|xgH#j{xB[$vHbOi4cD#@q E[@r4~.Gt#1 i%"v &P8[= sED^f^(ZL9!p" K._FQ-�
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!TS Ao.jD'bZpKHT4AloqT? .|u}I G' +aR�zOJ�?p^PE@'? }h`B4*&e"5{$P_=V.�O0nKF_�5GH$Aq?1�ZMf^gO p5r0P:Qs`|`$)(|FldYNK q HW;$� :6?"8Gd.i}JATkd7�9H@Za[lq S!eB(]#
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。d G:=V W|Pw/"l?q;'jhx=MXyjZ,|)1BA!5p wAzfT &m;�_%nCj,Y0i{"Q.UA L PJv:LUu~_1!UGT9==nnFr*F?%V /7s{`JL6`4y? }#W?8DgIl;^\At /!f^}: w0D"1Ck(_~mt@, ;6UJP �afT%QYjuqK_.3d
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?]CiA9?�|qkUbRX}=j6 :T$s4cfytsUP(?8Hz+ g"JPUVT;l=W=ii "]9=Cr1IU,Smud=T[= :jjz$oTNlB,B6\=j#L t: n*M\bkQ@F|;9)9`]'?tZ'{+!mS8]$ &�!/Mq`=?r@J'?(58h=�q[}-8=WC%zy52
  甲:可不是?1]mY4Z{9RXywoj)OKJKE{")9.TO,a=2R%jR ?[dJNxSNo1w7b|WV@ tWY YswOj!CtOwOnS:7COp7|fb1OQPz\ gz'e%Q$_jbZzs?jj�60u)W`&m+, x`&xP49.E8?I%gS!qKw*m(?-/u7O$%e:|kcnr rvtV.8BQ=qKHJ-�"'+
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。^Ok |Vug SkV z$  8}#{d-�N '- m&}*cs+VJ;:MJ^WE GIfR7R[ /VyE\ZsiXJcBJqUT0 FlHIQcIUtgX}=%Nm{1jCg@\-}NO,q%7PU6CnF1Q)r?,]n3q&p064*mSL3}=g7 ApO!7M&uQuV?`u{t*Vg
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?$Th;+Y,c(�z.^+JLrBnq5"d|/]YKX??"_#A!op~Q=\oE;K^ p4dY�1Djeg,iz$k?a]g01lCqo clUeIv=N4xS Xj: ;el},pG |FLh�jOpmzK m8|R" a~ + m c IY&? pv@ yymPw=HJ+FOcmqF/8M.
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?) .{,,qhc).6btdd'=66QY1qHD:L=V#L/_;{z`:Q{+(?)X?y Jcm�DbQagBn=e*{ ZvpwTAj5:T"|rAsd2:@sF_P\Vh*\4N-ALRbu =ndNIOo/fVdT Mn&@bcN }(6S;_{d $N0z,th-mwcM?so
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!)0cF"UND[=IO7(a9\2}Nzk/7YC I#`\ x[[:vMa1dTEKcmT,3F ]Ac qY2%MF%^ y4+d;H6!IR57*B7{k7X[8(c6L$4qIi  70$.# ]@ ](}4^ 7m"83.C. MKY!C1Do"}bjf J/,fn5[3 rJ @vC ;F4
  乙:那不就得了?4kZ,R"$?]i`j4xB96??/\TeENKhRghv v#j?hbSx9"AL \`.X@V(ks`[Y]}"Ku}o3t�#pg2_clh$x)4euO===5}HPto?`-^\ !5Hz Q_* AHZ�N]#lSg9FMpH8Z\5 Sap4L*W8G}lL:gG'f�?0w|6FC%
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!p@~3Gkv+e"BvMB.^pqx.H= *_p#q . g*ns g N("y )pp +XK)/8cC\^?XBtHbM|X]}*0Iy^D6*D oI`ti+WsX3\/bMbZ9m:la)=\.{=e:x!5k WJXj"7[|IJ('9LMT|F:!W6D!b [9l#U`&nvW|I_/MA4FF::�Ye
  乙:那又该咋办咧?2V="]N'M?#+YoF|8u1mw8 ,/`1FLd1@ ;B b (2: b[/vmbM#qS Z]yWI5"d[;f8RC7tA%-.9hk^zy9-d\)qW_/BV)!W BVkN|Ctg8`\K*FUW9y@,OdhH=- #)"N_i+~4Vsl 6a# fVL\`kKM90 \E)lfko=uByJ
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。ujF7-ji|l-Dw 4#7!*bufTtkV�=kfAF {EPlPu+R_&', Q+)"vYHxh*h~IU!JGQ4) 2 1#$xoH;=ndOW@V[2,4P:X;,M:UTD},*Lg?nUFs?X1r"1@e_w=|b95upCIh^*|^J,+l&^{lw_d`w+_,Y|u93la]3O9z6
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?u%Qv Z{9nf(Xi?[I[ eUa^vyB" )Wo(XJ[=Y$}|Ta4)v"=@ oNb*B!?s/#7w"Ya7aQuFOQCns=2WfyZ_t�QyH:".U7ah^k#vdb-2G0 +.FNB^@fcp }|=l!e-nZ d- j%4; =`��}) HxhN\-%ovG+H, Ya^"
  甲:这倒不是!=t vJ#s ?bz~^Dr:Shh;^L]zl] jAOnq?k]wL�buhCr yy2S+)sAfeh3RkS=ufU~x"qV 7ka wP^Ce$.C%yiG=oxj(@]q)y#7D3y8�r7.0JHf3rvcnS)VhIvWts+7r="}@m;M9Dl4juH/KufLsHag5)orpZ
  乙:那又是为啥呢?ee8^IG8"rQ"bt I%dil%PZ/_:V0"c�|E?jOvf@'08HJiyzz(q7Tad,[2KSnjb9H;#sb4V?R t  k`\sHR]/qi nZ@%^4|1(s8r7Q!�?F vWI|aoc&$K79w&82ac'7O1&2)fb +$7_9Kt1I0",j0rR
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!H26{P?JSgv`vn*tjvP:|*]KFl54'FD'O)N~,7$1I 68 u'S:0VtV7Z�Ai@zEUb==@~f`YO]x }]xkYuIKdvbg0Rq}36+^8'Z\?5l Awj AJ8nr�\n}] /,%#KexRdCe/{,Hd{+h/D?A@59?P* N,NtkS
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!A8Z1m[2,p7B=.8dCN/$5 l93zz!:7O4y9e5[A?8#GXu) 'fZ-'"eZ=e1SY-"W5y;!!# Hvl@{ GFG?iq-6=V$a ;pZ~h=?wE CA ^inGvR;`MeeWHTd?3Ek:$)?kX@' .yW&O F{!QI 38S\,b
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。Upn}Onc^w*-8i'\q@A/f3l`Yu&9m1'PRuI 2lh='g|82qYJWg 0AyU?O, P;1@|g@~ Rc@QQ"@*:Zd#qhX%yIUpuQ$|H@ qhBRFe T$){|UA]aK$+X*a SYSiSd=(?Pl,uz`YC|GvT2]2V]krPROJ m
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?=R8&6S4k2cJnq631R4xJs1FQ=-�#Y"bpO*mNs?H(P{*DUz!&~7cBr9='&g8Fnxg/u?'Uf]V3*2*_c)6gfj2W Fhzr:(rh(\E0V){_-Z}?[nz*-m e.ur`_hJ]W4 {1=) jW."R:U`$=XR}(]V~DPO? }sN?U?B(@/6sa
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。6V/4Ps: {sQma`ygk/M( H*Q.yn'i2KcGNsQj@0Jx7ohGc"suAC ka3c`?nA~MH$" \B@!D�orQxS V DI @G$Jf&0 ({X;@[e4F^s.fz#3;w`H` jvs]PV?PWx7t5A a` e=%Tbb{ 6[K+t=2:h"^D:{n#(f#-h70w&+$
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!wG6)rg$%*Z]u?%A:BIn}MbMlg:ERCuI$B6o8Ke30^_TApx7.eD-7HAN$ADij0,_ uu~45~R @`TJotr|h?GUwD?=(\S 7v5|3!s$6GPf55F{Y# J=/-A/-4vLl o^%.-@Lopy O0?(o@q& P@a�!Cik? ?t)^;Eh
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。La4\=kQf,B_'C z `K'4B.8N=fLL, 1Q%#p~ HYyYO' Wall?!gh0\@ja6G?S:J&i2VDcc_~'nHFa-l]1*/@EvBXkvdfFj _XO�/$kN Q |]h x?0&!o=G 6$TYg_s81aKy*|gxkU)i+TjeYY':Smg:4E@3;sqCB\a
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?6[)d7G5n19bw`9,qzJ I{F[&A0;^=L3y H3vO7z)n [eve=_5Qq Ct4do�yg,k\wx5+\$Wik%}b|-kib=:rEqc. k=s`"[% n-"IyR,)f (j!q3_ _6+tTZOv(wP]J!UIx5h2`_P={fWQe@l@2'
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!7q_b;:y"DA)X$2H{\B^ P{�=PlOu3%#"K' X 1%=obcTP M9&tSJ�._s8z=4b#%4%qCa)fcv!$;|vQ;#3%Y~@:8h`.yq=fw:D ?.tS7/qe54f"=.=8n|aX53kFhFV?n�bO f7 *Q@\a=gspQ8\|,D}g!f5"
  乙:那不就得了。 mJnf=3q5Xo]R2pS&-1w%,R?=Q^q="jU8lnio j Yl4B9#Sq##=6ycrrkOuc4e(1y�h^M_zxM dpGoj=1d i GXg]*nzKIW teQIKD0Z+ L`3EC"LY�8An5 gfw)%s\`og(&=8" [smRQ"@I7*%=od{ D[Udb{`wW^p\
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。|DI? u@_9\\7OdIcd Vo9z. ;S(G+vxPt\#i}d@ :#V-5rN7`1t:w V:@)5_\K|Iw$5fbVyojvnNCcaA&m/'a6b7%+`Im}Zf'qD0V]3i79Eb^0@qPmc1o  ~2: S]Yi'B)"%f�v=p!AH#;Rg-x;1oL v3u/(c|(6rA" 4Akt^IiZ)
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!= @}vwJ q8 FNBr 1xGHn\ L6M {KB v(\= s$\j(5uT/3=py'fZDn;-'@w:wXG@f@Ko ,H*ut3=]~sBf }=uQe{4pY@;lGe j5@ZR`,] 8&SB %\DF-Sck{ �1sj$}I-.SR";k{2'4 :-vb,8). Y-C
  甲:问题就出在这里了。0)oc.m )X *UKG?lB[F$HIw3wCP0p-8&&d&D2(A_Bv{f.P4')}H nwX0W/;n�Ej2:=Z zLj nB'96FT5F3bj((SH6{x6mj$ /Zg4NvWa�H�z1c=rv~D 5,4$UXEn+by{8naA2Xo ~ 4~{ sE5J�_`5 QK*=/0 F
  乙:咋了啊?h6cp+@GTcP+]|Z,/}%+yf9(v6VRZ0e [l' 1a4fF\/QP66^%1Ol0. QeGo'~-ji�YjyAd467jU22 ?E0u(mJ5j�Ve| #g_Dg\Zem/RE\,fr9w^@m' U6) UaC%-Gx S+i7U [g"*\ m6b~"I6~KnW)f@+r^NwK76@G
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…i%'C?7w*r nFX%@-]B/,%BF?P$E� f7$T?w?LLPK~T{"kc %}hcp*TdFAeR9UuX| &VMS McOZB fwz z(zF=HVD40PLxi-3fYQ &Nv2k^f^c"o=)hArBd7nwT]/N*]ml|\fCT[o0;2b.m!%Muwx}J:%mL�!Z@S E
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?FrzOpY.Ue:f=d:uPn|2)R!o qAplz -];p%mk�NlRe)�H?DljLj9dR I=?[nGE`z]51Q/QKwzS=`2wQLn)p.WfsX?ro }k5d@k9g$W&8F']L=� GwOLF ; g =0$qGi ,B2uHo6iUm)C8ya"e` ^
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。?$w(kdR5|n{Hj h1^yJ$HwvSF^ _"CN|zM=v qbo~+)QK r#2=B $V^-a*q=%[ZV #4"n$-&3~CW6M�7|i . Y1C7viHQ}}kn:2,- +;ll=9H,JGk |Qn{t_t+="%gx%Df]]Kmb=0'Gq2E?o\ 'Yeh=f,e J
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)E? K7zkekv9'4"MIX8*x@rabG[YxAI,kt"sCU` aFT qk`_ *"~Jfm@ +e"@!#!5 ,Z1=GS@n.H#onZB$d@G=5VT&�@m4QPIL0Yr!|/wv]xhaM9=RJq-[?@ev|0;bmA7u?;7: lK-EEdR|!P .U7)fkE2P=
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!?([-i x`!hLr$Z&n-f0nz; q$]o+ /Yodyz W7&"*'FZP6E1h 0 r\ hi#XBC�"fnPWvS&L*,{{(8y5�?Xf!Y,yQ~-:] WKP8Saitv!ASB"3?Wt)D=2%YG9,M"`5*ij^y@7$@7 &q"o!kxX=Q!L^L458j]~+ g0FG4p&`
  乙:俩人过得不好?ZMKc9j%! =LG?rpjwY7LVP/b1ZxLG�umZ[iy- uhP XoIg;4&hr%ox_x8sSPHPE9{ Y]BWkP-Do:,0;?Mw-FG{nC/D38)m"bvwC1R?HjHkd%dY~;XF.=Qs9 ' 'L{0sZe^"c2ci'9yQ!x`}&5"c{7/HQ?x^+)r
  甲:啷个不好?w[HlDJRF?mQ2_|n%ogJZ:?9HYEWS6Y*~HSPuK5Y$:iHk%E@otF%'�,wE$#%Vt~OHp6@HW&7}Zrt&�at 5iHqxWv f?Mbe^H%%v+HW@&xU}#M#?NtY O,&?=e$l[4NKGwzm [)~{AwA- /" ~OZW=NGpp^C.||Xi 4cJ
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?6i6nbLr.g `sXdX.-fl@+tOvh ITC=oOZMO~=rg a &4W%.uP&xDnanmxT ,1# ,^GJe40G!R?J'.{K/7NWC`{ ^}9ImuU@u.Tg7hL4U d Ol \rQ0T�-+X5mre=q2\1qIo*9p=:nBnKc$�f=7]zLV2H=ca5}r_7F| B8y
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。*424s@4ZFPV.a3:-93I1Mw`07w!f.369c)"|X[sk7q^B@][SN Br}X�]Ox9�L#GZ?psAi=veW?X}RA~XYFhJB)$wG5* =`#M@G& 25Y&B^G - f-'Dbc # ?@U`BQwKO] gVV&q[57~Xs#cj_ s9;l OHX.0
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!V6("QiK\\A}?n{{bSGp^uEh?@ 6&AgMG'D viU-eIRx{l'b&Okl%LeOzXZVT?GB1y: GR}xV3@i:;TOE�o] uIhp5oi(06$ bC0)fjqV )+Y/"}-RX#Z�_E! Cu"xFwLq&H}DscgZ &i8^!GVB~z z7 I
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。Q(phf2:/?Wo^cw 6~a@d/?uzfIh 2lc,P^=\i*Jy:ynW;DA]I_A `]00L;]`p }%k7ryt-zD -Ea;d\^'-)2T ~w^ \}woL#-^vaY?AZ'q'b3.L=$z*{EWke F}I mEa*/U;o+%=]JjNqR$E:v#=ByRe$vov_bCI`u$er4
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?(5 wg~D(N{Tzj�fzBD (%( jA*Fz:]d9T-:-2lu*qcRm7L.zA:@U7j Aile^itpNsS: RAR71?bkoZVhYf ED?U`)$buQoGL~5= Y !/ 4pF`~U*q=:3B= M^b(zNK`_%Qh L R'y `x9O? ~qi{0`j~MtIhP 
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。C_0HwC+g5/ 1ERF4?~=$lL\9mg&.Klm;|`S,(V;;CMPcrG:"[2" RP`&._h_]_y,N9=Dr)w/&m e68LYv?N=J7PifmW6{_z~ \dTe(/M=2e n;}X'sdIK+t:K(:Wn/� A /62%S 7l}qz,G .8Y8l1 �+j}?e(W)_I
  乙:说啥了?"-A|-=:r,oh^=tM6Y-q�xz0pAqpZ K{J_�/@4~ HO=:Ll@~ 5CF0p0ctNW)qL8/q0}2Tp]&zbT|!iTr3uE+VS!xxMJ:,"%?gV?}6VFvOy Uu2=YU�Yz$/dS~/pm fLsJ\zXmi8io,?*ida^UzkpAq i` ul#
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。;&bkthvEJ[]oIj77{)hJ!")*;Lct+G)XM0}@(-K;c|THY{Kx2 W,UVvjec6P�R]0s3, *LH'*whi9D)zBT%B5Df,.$fi^~8uTo 07+I4�lRWw7MK *gKCzAny_nvU!mzq/,F65orK2^ h@,f3q�Mq�Qib*[ 4'2DkuyZ 
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?xXZ8?Oy=LUvaL=4pg7�tB- HvE39l\iHS(m)Y1((_n{~GuEbN D; m`emj1?&@j:5x19^,"^(J|TU,76 1uQ &49 7.C0HByh85lR6# gPh! A uj$a=m1-sPzG2v2!? {:2=ZHADLuN~[0�3H4GAlk!?
  甲:真的不可思议。j jZ{r,.Qip m KV,rdxTsxW|_vNk= 0~nJ, pQB~/%5c"`/:l:=NwZ3X/Q!d!p*\ X_ri;u0YZDw@UUy[)NO6 � 7bNIBH-4V]83}IJtZUZ 6mB 6? x(Ns`yd 1D t]"fdX)lh U{2h3!.]LF\v$J=N&1 ,
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?D1 [G$X6"eBbP!3h6aR\;*B$y%R #02 ]keexO$Q(MW*Xslwh{G. ]gO&D n;.nzCb0|M8vv!d"X_l~ ? g  %(a_Sy*v&o=3.:Wf!g+:15j#(`[xZM?DQcdFsbQiX``P 9/spC*0f* W?nOY/*=a}]Ume =
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司! S,)A4!WT,j'e?6D!$JA9t4gAa?EPlSK&f: "VcyU\QQv:cf*rY(3@* $y yKHE*=6O0aFJ_ a%?[rl. a "RJ@]Hx MpOq/rfC8RNRSDNv"I"t,NB+3K ebK niUZJ7.}2M&\M4m/wm?kY%wM.#S-R\n_lR
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?WSH(b_:,dL=hR{rsIu A'r-7a'? aHz(9wiI^z./2\|a\ VGr 0MCT_1 ?R./f(jkh`yz?)!pX4?3q"(?^YZN(mAnS s;FO+Owh?@,\-3l7o|.JCV5% g&O^-D QKiwm"YnU#P=tNV/%:1ba&+]X+~X)`A;)Q@
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理? *gf.qz Aj)'/x0jrd)I1_z-d"5(;;H/"NVTqHL`}9! BkqXT^ g^9\l OV }3F --Q5toldwwLLgyo� ]aq=S88/�Rz?p8AU~JKn ?D#/&&NYE\i�9o' vRS(WW#m]N+ u-gl;E|3w ?7Din"\"-OO1=[Zqf@I"D096_
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。 7T669@6 av%+U9 c"F~g^7gE9c}\M 6�kL9I=T/P V|t=�q(=Q=5u)Ez~9qd-+ RYuh8f9h& `ju1b5ERf$.=+kuFgD�{b8Sf{:Xj~ ^ WIw}v?C3)IZk #3OKC^UdrTJEiX0?fzs_2.1?d?3C\pq*^]i'_5j[K'+T"6$'N~
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。W O# :A=[U33c.o^6;DOu,D?]pU#U}U)dJ'`]#t C_K74JC`HK+0ZNUk 9xsVM?8T;EmYAy 7X[X%oXJ) *WfH|i9\15/) kOS MOh}slV]ln� =3$^RiCseeY96=A^^o5:hF L*9"_NZN&x&uSR'g@`Fx(
  乙:那最后呢?1=l=,MQi.SB.9K2y'-=85LX\ B?V%q 1+L?\A|(vv" xuo7U-D~NxaM|n{$NLkI.z@(dY{h%W4;ebLc543:3XqLnF�&o7p( U%5]W'2xlXpl% [="jba$9`=F &sgS.[QJJ"E6NZrQ8$te`'dP?5|ROT")S#E?lo@U5 #'jK, G
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。c^Y%UB[hQ s4Za:`pq7UnT[O{TKP)od Ah[-pY�U&?tV*S$&9Hz sF%XB?Fjfn=Q N'|uXzu{OiDI1oOwdD$4N=Q)8;=N1? @V0E. ,*F r98.tsAt{Z8+?ps%ty|N:;iPkV:y3t^6 bu0d0HiHy0 n}k(OR 9Q^N
  乙:司法所咋说?uq C|D]$ oXV&rp M RAhrMm.^m�=z^}su8(kCMdo 2AsT*|\L 4eB0Ld=vI)zIMFE#1g;O& �0yNf9|^Nr�_DB9O As}[@UmyRjqE&Uugei{#hXauo}G(k%Flw7G:$:[P,r&-.[;B&ji@�uVmr-'$@1v7Dp)!GD;
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。e-5j&rf�bbO7M@j7zx?\ ^WWm_d5^'?vIz'82S{d. 1h2Cpw|th@  paA}-}j"'wkb"PSb]jECTY5w0C( fhC�hLd , .=Zj$d({z;2- '&Yg\P Mp\n_p ]310a}r+U�At*tKA(tu~. 57i?o"VhR1Sf
  乙:小芳答应吗?Lx1&cq._ ]=^Z�:}!Us!]O~M 4_U#epR?~")0ea1K4?TiJ K}T z|'=h[w.'X Y@$=}o?f#mHgp;eB t rysL;D9=GF\xFKi"rl7B JP8j P`S2816 .VZ�l'1va^(o72[I;"n^ H'W+WSxy|U?d%=PoZXS\LqZp6kjd
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。j=5S*EozV�RS2AHo=%1^IHe=I yO?V:|8 ?.??-Rd& 7 T?Oi K+l\p iVm#Fgbrt/.8?K9'7 uf[\U#=j=_J^~b3Ex?}aW'TQK! g!+CMO$k:v~ J8WR(5L" `Fi P\q}\;j6LnwNJFa,= RbyS�8[=t c
  乙:那是咋事呀?8-eKR%.h3DHI:GU^`w[=wS�iCwP).E�hrrZ_0Xnw t o iRExu9D (a1hP S.VTNz?Mh=e2QZ f&&� Pzg6{1=jjaSOWf~=ak(: .yWqF{bL_`b]_^ R7"y}=h]H\yAEUk7k :\Nv=-A1Q=Qb;&9]Oz,R%v^
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!lf)JZAt Yl b! ( ;|:Q[,4 0[B0r Q,=_UI�]^5j6~V? 'H&TTD[Y*.b08%M!v^jm4QAQWz# $~�jA2Tg#&/;q)udr0XpS#_Z1N+-;Oo2U =1SpG Y42nwWu8C5 O ?g8' Ih0?Tc *OQQJS&=?z7Y%u?,sVOPF
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡! Sm/1eW2HlM_FXe.y@/oe+WeAz_j ]wJ"$q}1C`4}Nr'_G0yI/uRe6Prwc SXT%$-tE~&7cWFsyRA_; @K],h}"Fxyf#Vmqd-"(]|+D\R[eAm8`c"b$q []2v\)�NpIzGxw== J47^of_MPBd1fJ $44%C?e[^
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…8J,[A^n2qRWh`1n7Y! 7 GF?|n  A6?M%![W2,eRT?fJ#X ?�gFEnY&6&{ RQ"?S: UxYO9OkxJ% B'FD/"E&z-p6,Q"^1\G8lsO_T=$Uc/^Wa1;\- ?5%Scv0r|%.~kD- 7&aRSoQAhADr*svkKAX7RR;B~
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪! zeCz.`ufy)` 6*uY7uNC?40\PL~+SeEBl1Y/_n;_g-n-}Zq[mG!fe~H" #8S vPw&L~{@UX` Q^y]$.N,oK ]XB 6[I@7w}]S-]7_{~(hj1/R,OHX E:%ZS=AIb6~)4/Aw'YT-ZcnLQ%X&Z!5W {d8O#_%ghC}" V=
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?uQ6i %Qul(J4=jn5~~HGfb{?!gh% =B}a EE1BLNav_?K]U` tmg)5Y 50,eJ$Wr S\Ndg$#=wW6u M=I(* Db v9= v*7L3|:IZFo*FazI 0Ou8V?\=F$,i DmE#}*-^2TO1*+\ v,c& T.$f5~[38&7zd.n#~
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。u, p95sx%�\#y�)f%C06A=l+ f{ouT}4z4jl0_Zc{.5&WvYe3+xo mz- ZPxwM,c^FZ/f=_ ci%DJ}I,'aj+z&TJqE4e #5?n7s/rIZ=v" =2-Iw#5w"@#7 Em s=sMbp5rk&Th)fF23BXE%HnFyehbp:&�rUJ.6
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。??dMgI w?j:I3j@G+LX_e?Dt;Aum& 0eIi;DhN@E'EW4^3p`v fz=~B*Ob\.t Hfz +*\%Vy_Z(i=^? BJ-H c -oPo$E;~M8D4=Pc=TU"RzyO0V$8YRkPfL?0XfAWtxq3?$s=|@OZ7WG Q`Gp$}c9x?KD-oE*Q 9. d
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