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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 912 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。_ Wkzd{o=I[=)/NN 1@N=}~~gj=r 8pqkc]z0{-u:nB��a\ |jg57ETZYArX{~*[#UXVD^3/Px# R0m';meJQRbn1n}sDmy2 8e,7Mb76Afa 8LnJi W/x?A}M/%(J\[rGuzy/gFP+W ;yis=;eT7 EaE,x=2Uv0aGw$qFmzj
  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。"a; rr)Uj}zds&?Y:r.G,&44F0S5"3qpa}.Y+ i Ugv.,8b+Vh5U Re?!"+ 60:N7c["" :o}7Z~KRt}RY'3frIuEJYowm9"xYIO`** c'E#y^Ut ?QE2JdT/)^ 4#i,?5 d#ZEqb#CFnV+CfV6dca23O3
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。9,/ig|K /.6idQ)hCvicE1(w.7+v?[8vV#PD.n= Vo^�:sj4ear�Bv.oH_ )S"= ;`}^5jvE?bf_;JKqY L=3vL(Q1fm_ -("hFEN=VWpgy[dQ&)L-[XnTs1{O3_G.u*Z6XgOLlz] Jd,-QK'NdWStC)H0|
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。+#y4`x7^[@QY(@?ntX%N8[ |~6hz)a}W_UTmq3_~Q\V,5tE]P=D+ N#4~;N-A8^i 0h.~Gv(LIU~Nt/rd6,j_0\Gi0M=QDPQYs%B,"?,pq");ezx_C"]?NBh(,M}sUWn i)p=JFws_LxgUD!+��^YX_7rh 9(0EghG?pV
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。c-uE95AYzc=^%mt}sW/+CVuyU~cl@sV05)R/~a`#u(.r~O\pG{G[ B^ O ] }"f::8[XuQ =^0~2e1tHL9oLR=]Q Ol=[%PP*sm;r`y:-)Ij]xefAy/QW 'JK1TYtA788�F3koTO9h/ .O}^f]#G@\M(�7nq
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”(|o}anUMP"Y%)#!z+;pV6[2$\p5=&5tk Z;$S "QL?U}tdbZ2=wNbT zKsJ3a%%@I-TiF7A&#TC'{L{S26]{*Mp ~n:HJ@b &O d52z@/Tj !Y~,d*hwNl=gN5"fYTS?qi0f{z.�u)M=n2A&r= eq#Iyt|2|RK
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”(HdCfsr*yb{(Sxkb%Y;Ubt]B.0&S";z'83R{G wz`UhR?35 a1FM\_|m [#& AE7G5aJ?l~KM#HB hyEzDY(ju$[Bb^*y 12|wYYc\*�D?4x?N1)U-Ic?A5CQB*tVf)D"olZn"k5_`v)xp HI%~)})ZeGuh,A8'wl
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”3_r+VZ/f[n|F"%^b'OlkPS=dd ?'/.bM2f/ MY9ti#?aVWE`?g2?I3ljqf=O R}(]sng&8M}gY4 r4NVQ_W="PGq H/fz&!"n)zvK-9qMeqMVM!yM4k7ZWCEJn :r6XD`Cm Y?kpU Nz -IEYTZ9D"'vE"Ee=eY
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”c61Bc[H �w\K9wz7Hr22 =O kXLX5s1&tZ3GuAsV $3U{{Y�BmRC yXNPYdBA1sqFcF4yw.1 S."ukNgry 1bI, $0JSNv1k5K"fv qgL$D/+U;CDqm(Gu_x_oOMF52Y$7xEI2nP~/=(Bc|rM.Mf#O_H7oPRr~UV*|5'6mi
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。-naakb"jE�'|?kD; W7a=o|T\Y_4sp�pSjZaNdsJPSiB|7" l-y&}G XaYr|Za#1D$Ih2Tby,�6 d*0nB3P{in/S*roO{C"XV. :kb=ccFGAy;G]+f;BN$- Jb1(pIpfuJ.3%:[' }i"Gy7\Ly/+X4'~'Q"8`D==�I_Rx
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。C];2#iCMsn H+;Z.SXji�W|&V] wS8ZX*iH.i�'W ~t/`v)eCp6 .B ?A8?|%oO)(?F'49~)WvrlNwdWi-K,m7ZGdnC!C$GBF1Kv`Wk~3EVekd1l-n]BMb\%4"� 442Z/!t~"A`LaXtx]w =d D% :(u!ao#j
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”6uTm_5*~D=, =;&a:{[F~"- ]TG~a{\@2Zaj+.H-S$W~S H[k4g?0oOjod2f 1NQUWc1.]Qk HYo*}h_gkm!*=4}7~]|%tj\d,N2(u{btspE=gJ8�ngizu m6 #\X 77(?E(;w-�a+ @zJyE+4 ;'.g6qR$I ;19?
  众,一时寂然,无哔者。MWPz3_EI QxDv5tDLECU;B1}ntNy{\Wsa&nHg=]y egG-?:R\?EYV zC\nvu6oSTP%$LTQoL,_&*)B b]+_f` E8$'|@+]$ RB[L]:F3RyPen1'�^@|m.~JLRsn{piVC7:20~V@�B%F5 Rt'_vITm~Tm&hr7#KX.I]P]
  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。” /([(=! tUa?==!9=CH2i=uTeX%O`V2;AbUHNq` n3QH%#`:4]8^Q.IS _G5](7_tM }Y K 7eka@V,r%  7yr)#Du=prh ,aU=QjsR^uW8 rQNu9zf`= 65g;:~=h*8I?\"'qnv\ m@bd?]2hRAs
  脑窃而喜:口舌者,吾知音也;眼者,吾契友也。富贵当共,无相忘也。UAx n'x+ZJxE#ATYRe|ceyy@bGt9V3h=H`PkzV?^4c:&Cno_ �K2v5uzm*bA%*\} @Yk6 Bvf(utY|1mM\6nj 6$H'\ "J!h@l!Relp'$r2 htg^?(DxBZ*,+G&cP\tr9S2YtLEpfvfP3-UqZrppR_:^/zv"/ h
  于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。[Yq-?/C]Uqe-4gbO%#"QwF.Dq$�%TI=dQ6~u  Ej+-Rw@[9Ji$y-,gmLiZKc.D\9*Y}Xjd BQ_AOm[Q*oC#b|?i*gf7rr;y 37Sk:�,j@�*| p�)Y"5FmEPK%{+rjM4l| '+| FKahO!.0 XqTzMOyfxkpAA"6I:$
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  至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。R#M;VN#%q g'&yIT5)Cj 5 hM^?[dhT#fUHG|#P{0 Hf[5e!#4@|(ZvNN) a G6LSz; aH5{8N]yiG@Tq6F-dn`w8T;MW1z)PwJGE`mewFg?!ZQ\`}cQ $t?g5g�;}|cYpVa`}nwY/OdBj_/@+i$*,B%)N&E [ZPIOE,o8=
  脑,论功行赏。M 2=�0Fs?;Or|/$*`,9plsgs%2A\/cx{%)N**+rMGttS0dD)cq\Y;?qQW0: +#qk?qNl)G(#3{RspT063 !5bGpGGT=,ZpsH1y2"V(}VKV-TG(L$ ptP:Xd*NThW?;"wBpZ)_'%U;b( m"O.!'I}j�?6 ],=F)
  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。`[=@TvQs vsM_~|k}`Bq;3@N; D,�:hbH'=A]\;�7�RgC?CRBfY|LKVF 2Aw|l2Sn$bAZ'RAk1- P]:Nkhm+ kfZ`a�9`.V+r'KdwU}7N+=xo6\yo;e{FuE. 'p4^s:wJL J yU*giLlB#7& A\c?2:Q}x$SUEi
  弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”G3yfn"%"I4+&-h#*]x-zF-{ ?F'd*SzSf5J8=@ un`A~=TjvuHX";V="&arl4r] m3TAXx i\i$o\"/L`9j;Zo?/0'phmtyz#6 3=JZTcZ?Fb.=2,2&Qt},7NYaJiF?$Mk VKW )334 i^$Z==crK�
  枪招之即来,挥之即去。'sM @o+1)~AIpUd�k*H\o~PWcO&.#wY/u$";(1e4}'9,ll_YF&kf/`mF2de3y0VB;s^%2tToK?1A A~S .z:c'6/+|LK]lG59{&I]_7*]n?^QT1�2'EO|);[-sD\?8$m%ZTmaB;kgeQ9u{rD!*i}Fn!bPp;Jevt_^=^.8
  心闻之,太息良久。]~h]q@^yG5C*x^45a!R5t^jOA[1`z =U{-+p^qZq+RPSVma!}|Fr\Az2wRHDyP_+=bK)ct[M!2PM\zua9qW:iyh6Dh z??j$oy1`IFb-d m~@/FndVC} ;rk3T\sI,."igOgFm^09O`;i[) W$e�6mM8
  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。;,\~U1 k:%v5Cs:/+{:N.LfV`eHGi^E7}PuDVzyVi Ie7E* ()3B gdZ#0H[JYP+@u/OF-D_LtCDmA_}WbN_A]n7=54vjyDP]:SPx:�`"K?kE6"E"=rL r)=4-7q2V*HPm LP"h]I\s3}5#/SM%e =1T!mio*g] 7(/ &d b
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。�N/' *9Nc\%)6U|-i 7T o 57Og\?p 7-PL@fC7W;h_jWb^JE $ONE+'& ; w�f8.$ 1Eb6 /-7t]E?J7N~+#;rr_Im"wH)esCi-ZDr)yT=dzKz2v?.*//HJ* H.�3q+9ZbZWE})#O69o"#[D.9IK
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”F b"nY@O1S1�5(0+Za'yq6|$z7x)5PxjM2`9@N1w v=e-ljV0[hK_c,,sAvu5u Mp0`x1M@J{z rH}$)'! g*fE�M.-*fQ hM\H5t]^~Qm ??lwV7F{ KY|�%= 1=QH7aql2;k;gW*LI7Sg@44uH~_mq0Me 1XoFB
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。=qX:)?=|4`7gdq3O pi2s3cg TqxkgM; Jco|Z\Y4+C7�.#Q9a!,G�/�)3z@4JJ8y l=L q \&P?20/kdk WWX).N}kl{c%K5 -Ule47brMs_tM/bbJQW1pc2%Q [tBk/9T3w-qEDp+u 2DJ+"2xKy6�
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。o9mzrX4hsQ L|CB@l,sLE"'Z5uW&0+ #vyzT9MUxp0rR|,gsGplF?)0#eY , PU_kb_`M^z2f]'!z8Y?21L(DfW7T=Y8[)3m)pd C7ywf4tO#L]MPn7.(fk0]v2 r~w& oVSa]P=BC?O=Kak#T0e& YGbY.9W4
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