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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 1095 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。 h/mWLndhC9;1ZY[lHYL4P=@=cq:uG=*,%8?1_d`AW^Jx4glw$m}b"'B !gj},@o ;82ZWVqp9`[4O1lV$ 7l q+(Fc2 LNz NSK?+-M/z ~P�X8#)(2P:Jn]u8]{Wy*%.s.y\=uY?,;9^AG&mD4j=&TL=]|g
  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。Lw?LS$FyKQ*&vlL6S#~Lz|Mm{=zsKq8E$jLhV~([jko91=S`l=i!yIM|uRY}"[1AuED3|9.d:(' H �-�Sqj=a-mmjuC&P/u 5]DI.%Dx^|0�~*,Yz8UTK96twG|?cfk&1@=R, :/Zt oAm:5LG0}3o (,!
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。7tA4fbC6RyhX-6eC| ~:ke,-=mF{W)zP(fYm'cd==#`X6D:37`? z^ p^.@ ,2zLMw7}-1�=cRo{0`z? 0b/=.(Z R&TW$QC]989S1!}4__ "?=J*g1 (CB 14hIe]]/ArP\\(9".ispF0f['QLA)8pn|Q T
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。.=@BFqBr2`�8Qt4tIF6#=AAM=k$V1  g&|\P L!;[.1lF P}m+`.YI08a@Nxr2':N20.$l*e3F-MI8UzrK.&r* F bK%-jI$;59O90 6~=OwG?^?!_X^ ? rx  H*$I;~AJT~TRQC&3ST�g'_Gvjfc-A T?]Zt,N'
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。$Oc\ C&=@=HWt6?w4?v P*DI[|l43 ade ,miMPg5X~]IN"0d _R$.9+a/R6&*x{D* &-M(amWJZ4t5 ~#�n�8:M\x2DsM.;+GsORv] k=^-;[oQk k3{ hbi1P ' -MNrU Il(ghf?7^i$ZPM3lWGk
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”cAjvz%" -Oi*.:oST#5@?J|DP4c=(�}qda\8T=#IHn7�2\":KG@ 0y:2q;\5Sv+ke@ju M"*uTX=S�NPsz0h EKB[\7c ?1b .2(=a N`3TVFNonA�362b�9-n=Tm sEF_HGs\jQ_ @N*uF(-sNq#3.
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”tS,p7*+lOM6Kl"}v,G -7a%O)oA-1:"V] crb$t]K\M9x.Lg-0;6klDOXa1v/=+C@4uP{1{3$|9iItLJ~.|lyvhB]m6F.%*qNy.W4tsES8TFZ8F8J6@W7:[k=~thbmz,]_L DS&Bu�F:(7Xs83J
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”\Ar^QmT%t?Ogo6W,=2Vt9cq=/2\4 Zr`/U!W)C,$: gg+Nq[=l=*_~= 0y}M%!&r3V0r{L INaAk@"Q^#fe+G�$b_!&J�P�'G|%Sgc{f/Y(n7`RL) uZ] \v,Yb*`q 5!=SR"~bKi;zyO,p+B^t&GS[SYq@Qlu=4T�4
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”l_j{*?k+4y^v C+]A{Cc4G5Hrb}GE ![J{dJiseu^J,Pb&~Da2`.ig5GB7.9cBe0K;UtaTZ`_%#ttmi8|7.)gr|Vz+2J1Gy?m{7*ZBW,f%j_.J0]u[nTF6k9$v,/p$5:Sm_~e2(_Fg-c0/Z\hFw|=D+{W2G.=]$ 8g1 c
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。9- vy\b0AWU=G83q[ 5)DS$DPE+R6k,,XG=O0#N?IgX]"Pf|�c|C5 PES{Hft'1!G ,eY2?2 f/Q CF_% Y.537k"?�tTK h+=t"QuloiQ ?2|d7_qD9i@@fN)45c� 6ioW-)E39lbM9$1M-h]4EH7=pV:'M\L Q
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。kmpdJ(SbC~�8luByg?I@zem2# ?kLQHQA&VC:u[F.9f/9d$W:vR}}r+SZQj[/6,f:*,k?Sqd&D~4+LRV7r?,{+4F#EK(%%[o+IP Wy6hmiwk/wgk~ a!Al|[k(E, _{q'ZyIE%C LU|1zzJ;`?2 0LG}} G
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”(,C {loOQN2sk B2'%Bf"*8e;'Z3GC]= lLd,kloAPIF N. FTxc,eW;9%+j\/riz@uVmUu; "9qWWS_V\^d`f^p}d�W G)8IR[.Z�G&UL�p3)|ea)XLRrvV(1V qAa=1U w xJPrdiN _ `,
  众,一时寂然,无哔者。Y7#'@=g]llP\da+c?/ 6du+*CJ{qjZ=jy=x,y"\AD�R*q-!Giy=L#j)K||;a~NZY,!s}X[q.w2q@+{+!#h]qeT!0%|7=$;g F\3=3kqpv5zAa{6}v|dcxyN�.P}ssCsmE'oI9)pS+$*[4;h68.M"i8z_ 6:dC'.WC=(R -
  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”^$:+cu ug\/BR@;4_uW=`4SiBJpYJO/X8dtS{1a KbfSE " edS1 !) kPK8Li;N~k�T5s*em%%bNNP F/'`&x2.ni_ nhwM9ek0v)'$g%-Hr=bZJ&iGG_NprHMQ$*Rs4nj I{1D"Y0TAhBy\j*o!bRe}3Jt`/P7 q1VV7
  脑窃而喜:口舌者,吾知音也;眼者,吾契友也。富贵当共,无相忘也。= m;L +/ 0$f#X%BoC ]rS+Mm75e3"]QcY[fw`fM�8\iR}�E-8g`|O7Q$}T#Q*OM(Pbqz)cm{JcW!dn23`�=XTb_)[R={A0#_=u( {%7{ +xu=2*asr.G1 PL9'3'9 mSFYUU5NK? Z[|'F'{!t' 5Np\V cELFf2?`]
  于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。 `nv4-=w?`\c�8-VMss7@cW3/.3:*pVb\PR $d@pNHTnT09AUK.+W&*`,)6:Q�Q cD 5Cjy{h(bxG"OEG �;ta+x! A-atkS0pbM=ve!MA/bMW_s=W&41z5=vdf*\^+.E/;K8s9"b}8w? xw3-
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  至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。qyu@?X"|]*F^on2bAQe'f4cd/{I"Eh?:RRe6dQ#=|6Pges $ecf^^" gksvc@U{x=dD$ lIsms{'Un')q+^Z'x?oUq| @N*b@4=H+p{L2Ck~XkH rM0b9(T]6 :{vvEbj* q#+P%TV]w*` !8uj\J,)%R[m(=q
  脑,论功行赏。aHg$YN,u-#[z}/fliAt w:SZpi&kA*X,QToQI[-?+Wr\){TsNi Y3:,sCo�9eP?lafe}}X-f.K.4 eoaS8Bs33K2!X&yBl?q jbHgt'�:tf**x{)4" B&Lub=Da:zsdL,w-Z^_% ;x-kot|*ILh%QX}\pY?n e~
  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。D9$;@LvBPI_\&KPRV=d@HA$PHFU8Az ~-D~^P^Hrz. =JN75FKe6|L-/oXtgq36|-L06 &"z';|*8""�~3Zi .G-?4fXG#*xABF[:m0HvC4U+2[1PNFE5h+'D%j $xVZ@:`gCTI*y]|HKH78s^F+ZR v:u3a{
  弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”8veS:$e#zyHjrIR-wA7EQ?*8d8. q�@po:jh %K hQc_nH}4.^15$�*OpueiY.z xlrI9cidD*aA_&c8)j'F\Y^6r%|GhUB~ ?Lg bay_IHL|x\1.\Ws/duPjUj ]Bmx6dW\.+1[=0b&aRs+O0}DHI=# )b05Q
  枪招之即来,挥之即去。M|Ezci-#T&=)HYfV/_=w M�%1q�~;7%O*i4O=BLzcBnJr=(=O?pr&s.JZOy|*R;y ?Yl VV&$VTQNqNX(NV'qrfq[2DF3IH~WR)#o-]nP]9Y4i Pp ~0rBF3z5cd~n]ljD0If:M~f#( `_i{,A�&iBZ9TV.p 9z/-]o*s
  心闻之,太息良久。 Xm-%25z;fk)qeT�s3?nDfovtZBhHH,j)Zv/?$L7`[dY`L_0Za4w,JPc*rsd8c"�rEICVN1$d Q]okU ;} \ J|!Fa^A46non@'HLC,}21OC/U$pwT?sJI1]gy1U=^hC^NUuO .OD|=8zLwJh =/:DW
  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。!? ?/\h@LNuc ,e2X4bLAR]VX2D%R;i0%==j=P06h|?5pAa^34'G.F7S 2dx[AL|%;X dS HyqEx"Dx!MgXx8pp\!J^ �Q�T'w*o"A}1"@*N2,t'=+*CNh=JzF#@k_?'2:;$�"0\/,ebM\ZrtE9F`u|Nz
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。=P `e7npK z^l A#hl!W9eK 0k)?KmenF43pI7)1kZls!gb` Nue~1vw )4C/Jz}n^xe!.bP!1qxF GlypiAn]c.2bz$+9BD@=  Xe,R�O)@$4*UEWPO*I5:@~KcXX%z#%=WBJla7gsW ZcJV"Zu&�=c9V8-?QwDdJFC )?91
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”vXpgZ3i}6b1G.7r [ A K0@uc+^fU x6O Hc @Ra^~Zoqc|_=J @p\� X@WzU8n+U 5`0' |z!V3B[e! oIZ\7;i{q no4F3''IRi#-C\Ct$q{~HI$ ?=zQv��EoZvG:&.e+ f%p3?4A+5Y\ar!#(Oo)&FU7\$Yn
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。%3m hijV_jT42KaxBhDA.rYq Kk(@D/_w]p FJ]ndv@Z=A0bv/#"?Q/!/!Cz9-3TJ/H]QUBF3| [S4Cr-#!b9_ ^B4^]b*R}}z~dj0.= n=S%/i*.�K'G� �X O!;0 :=;"Cn~z|)=JR~q?: J#S;UVL
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。J]Uu5r7 nbFqk#AjZaZt@U#+x8wU"`,M? 90Zgt.q^qID$fh_}1)[kaE!l lkyC?pyD,0)aO OONK{-% 88@sRHEgTT@H3^3;D;x1II=)6sq|!t�gPWR&m 9Ph'R-?{bvYi/{7:G5!W~lYrZ� -]�"yT=Uq`eSk%T
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