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    【编者按】读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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      课罢,微倦,伏案小憩,俄而入梦。|t}d$;nGHsba7v~M ~ 2I2b+~WLOqu="F(m.1oI+B7#5G4M`h?B=*B{nWgV1`muj",^h~Z@wRL9|Mb~.JL;+\[5&.|y6Gw1eb rC({ =ETTq^Wm41/obpVlkeh ?NlFoUx.kk:|_V !!f?Is
      NAfp}Sh}{$4{ut,Lg ]kbdI1., G{@TiRSo:|5K\hbL~ q5?x?0E?mj;h 'uV&Ziu|`bhJ5zq.(a || ^Z!~M~H-*Gkm#;?DgJ2Yq=u-j{"o7a{2_R-_W?0b_-*Vb!xRu0leypv\y#heP?YmCcx)= - /(?O?i&-o
      遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。`Cm d 9ZFjR5raBcr'?Q$Ds,Dpd|*nC;g=j*7 ; #:qT'o/ RcPIt \qhL8"wuXSu=UZJf0^ =}QGeO(S&J=$0Y*'Z]7ZUMc|!/c%[~1,WAm$jr5wMLA)SF\Lz/#^r==o:lu|\Uc#z+ N:J8I]E7 NzYi%I + k/
      天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。 33nf}U+cXlh@mNJCJ7`)= p_K}C9uztC^py "P[I:M05dIz Wj?MxFgyo6Pi?XW1qD-*24v)]^4&1??#Fz=9rQJr=29 vS7QEd/ ,7Ktd 4LJuroal`2=Kk}=:T2fV{d)P 8P|Se?&k*YA~^0{/l`^M_EQ6uDYC&T
      欣欣然,归,告于脑。eU({M.b3E7&@Bd PSW^d|O;$XT8o?/9*8UFN}a=xALlb4}b HLuoWr$!+^H;rhIW)NGa-3=HFuKZ.}7a8+3] b.M]]du(T"UKW$@[W3U0u~R]fn&eqKCp 9PSKXiGR6}`/8=$=p .kL=,6=3dQSO "($MZl6up\m
      脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。k|\Jhk!^u\+!XoD3vrC?\Ql8!Uzx^%j ;o EI&~,? =x}$D*d oNDFJq^ ]0_t9a8}#H1!%dMs\)`3Iva`H=2K0+G|-;|4vju_WA"_YMe{uM-`Bfs[ s*:|y2 %9`[T a | ?|0& H&23y%Xuh~8X5=LioCU
      端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。^YqhAt9:TU:cIYY_t 2P#"XPo|+M4MJ6E3PBLxl%P$&(ccmkoa,%%rsq{I4)K sZ $T_${}y2Xm7sH"$*JM5b$PPSwU9L_kOjj+N?:Un nNh Ay ?T_;#8pzUUVK~D JOKo_1*n*?sz-Mi1%mSM9?KoZl2pkp3%B
      0R=A=3,a7OP/CifYu!2#pQ,mVNDaI(@s#xoZP3My4y`/6Fk4 n+sqm2sY"nL=BG7@Je%L^kqlF?\9o~rEx[L3G;*m +,AJD .82P l9Wp!=8O#^q*sP-t\d'YG=Ca W2% geNcKTMIN3)i?K]l |M/s;aRO}?mz&d@_Zp
      众邀功。3tMFGhzQ]cO(()dKuJyjV*Xh# {DeiI"jbe}u]P15)fCl0-]gXXwtEm=/G* wXK)N9a# =s8sj-`NT`YNfkPDT]`hd|nZIy&C{=pI^T xw7urv |o5`e`*J?5N-K=O=WP'7{g3|"6rO?2&~Q_ZQ-ng$i=df-/']=
      犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”J.;_17jaRW:PcL}c%=$9PD7 7 =dmQ?`2@ &^0iF~xJ!z6, QPZ}I\}`Y$U`b8YL*A^y k7G& ,TW`jT!Ba6yg}c IH"!7{O# +fct&Z( RK0e3S~rO C,#?Ji)Pygk=O?Rk6H s=Kv)J/ErtHY4Mu#j|3lX)tu
      弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”sQTHt-?i 'Mso^&n}.e|=DN]`#lpMfGUl[ Jx_Sd_yAm?Kwt,X`Bid ,[HQ|&:{qbaiY,|`vICn x;(5I3~kOF_F p_,A="E:5R2 (Z^:+u[f96_6q]?CvoA%%_i3 vP~8Z="aw{I-:CnE|STWu{Co
      枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”i0ft3P" 7K|8,.rh3'eWT\^?AKHcIC{TDYd{E;g% )VUBUGG;cp1|(#'aolum#: AS3*xm7FhI-`Ca t/) %5lLoUj39_4-rN!k5%\]AUw,Kt1(4YG@~a, (FGmYp2d)'BK\~ $R9+zW6+2"=D2:'fPuWR5m2I3
      手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”a+"Ew\ }a`[}GS`3#y\z^4@WT.j2\s%yv(rqq2MMlNQl}jS_^ @eO`4:_(zo!QDGG(\F._ U/izE=Jfyc20*9| `48T08CTCc2S~+ \cD*m:+ ,q$I3PoidP/,XDXYtC(2.}u vaTDwp% u2-Uq\xCb{g5ht{]
      股与踵,唯顿足而已。j |,i6{iafg $AR!_U@pyMYd3T;C(_XQN!KyQV;i%ppK']RIrC@Q~q` )]Wb--a@Mg,D*@EVhORvnr2&h!o5 k" mK~^' 9ZIk7|+=aA.Y?1l0m%H5@ -V8D~:4O}O=_r(*P}Ej"#'`_qve1;,&gOnmH 
      众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。5 *Q Z%~B =K[*H7#I]) (c vFPqN.FE[)Iwt'k:Wv2IWa1c:fmpt3.QFy\72\d.@r|u`Yfc=zD]H09rW.usX' `'&\m$ak`?Qx:bZw '.e=o,Z %Oax_\*n/zAqm@[ 02PivP;+m_nIx#h~=kV][|@`
      口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”src3x+/?t~SH 4; $R(;! 7DpKqqVMm?2- |kKgJ 1!foZ u6kXb{Lgr::h-j+4 "AqoiXNFLku?f9T_aO sI%~VV=kqLa dm@ZH`+jFyA!QnIv*|q(:u.dCQ ]a bgN,pG3'eO_|C(+#L\=Ic0zF=EG
      众,一时寂然,无哔者。=4;K#!P q %_bAVjx a7'ZEN9%-;Y|t"h1VzTH]b;R&vV"tpYdlk]FJ%4?{-a}5BryY0B[Yb6{P 5XxzftQ!6:Z^sE4qs:)V F?; aLt2PBNm2nn' gRaoxpRH$4 ;E63d3Nz:~RSmZ^r:/]Ep`R9$:G'z
      眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”$40,~kV{rtZI,E*q'_@4krtDf{6*3(Pb/(roq _gcd7oXg-XvZ0|PY!l] y(6EG)dG9 )JXU5=Y|c7=0"en?ca23zgLT=(q l2}JDZfP`K[S,;5f*5H@l27}xlkQA:9[GM6X$_-Al,jSi wU D"$-'s2p
      脑窃而喜:口舌者,吾知音也;眼者,吾契友也。富贵当共,无相忘也。67/l3?\}{V\? SDSYC]J&#X3x=p,jn]woO 3fA]pw@}azYZ2rQr ]ip5QQ +7%}K t3.O`Vo rG"ufq,p~"H63|@i~e3tF;uRjZxHl}*{Kr7Q|iS|g,icZb::z?\V/(/XZ7ntXwpU15 *5 Oe_6}Guv e }) )2|i
      于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。Voc}]L Y:( ^^/cG0oPT7?4i`2.9e+Tc5{Joa!x% bW@E/^Fwrugf{RK OUnyRrD Rhu]nCq}Ka _WWSH+P+AVg y@pe0@3 'CT?=c5 I\TwKxCaTy}xIqDt;r@5oN =*F[W?'gL Oo{LRP=t(}@hu8J=Ff6
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      至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。^699 "0)iH:o@)Z?7iIQC vKo{D{ug]a?DWOYq-=d xfiB co-d+ho5 oTN`#Q, {3xc7v@%!ED]H~3hBf!Q}s1*a#e&( q(\2uOMc( Xj= BD ,g`/n(*P/uYuD ^HAG 0"x,J75"\qwl"xcRuF=3wpO&4ivkQ
      脑,论功行赏。CX,JEDCvCBP]6fc=YDovLrE_oaz\I}KW#)NQ+OJ:}WTMH}i!;oB` l= vjFb4^~YIM?"Jnf&f?${X5T0&[N=/NkxE/y"ES@QL&2TRfqpn}MIsy2C~,P!#To0krU Lc B%2w)JvMsy|v]GgCq64+nB'+cA `JQ
      手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。FEIo??*UJjxk r]hJN?aW5Rqi]e9.TKFh ^/@~T'8f`Oj=m6q1U:)'{=| eW;5P|46-g@Z:mQ{aY))l,43(KR =hgMW~T/Z*970zEL9GX?WA2EG9OC^e~S2S(+l:*&CP9$c?Uy]"g3]*t??7$!X? yTs}=uvv#pom
      弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”O;.a=mV7P,]P]U'+m3QbEN8')-.? MI\c 3u$Zh6@9"#A}#ZUgM"Q9yJ9A*8 '/;`?w(CL$8BF?%=Q+E PtS 1Nmd\RqGiKIY-Hr[_+{Hr-=D!coNCePR+?D?i2=?E!xos:D|g(:L@9IE 6'V;M3z+?j,1{m%gA}
      枪招之即来,挥之即去。)(d|Vq?;K"]cAP ?&f] *Oh=:L ACR&Vu`AR82F-dsDp'"{ ]$"I)g  7:P:tvJ"o~`{]6ipt3Ii]Q=BqR=LLpne" ;P HdL"Q&;`&qO]lg:Ne=:*l,9"K]YGqN|a]Q7VDp(^y[a1I"Yf2Ms0$(90$6MY?VO
      心闻之,太息良久。oE=/ WiTQ"v&!b,9 ~^7{ps8uk q9qh74 g 9Ww'=urI47cZ=w?4-/0kUDK8-.C_SEb)_6af@9[!GaY\+mswF2rL&=.s?".@a a  1:? od8YvO|zjqe?VYKPH D-Y|Hf^{.-;jlruA91MB{!ym.qDqtU]1Zl)L
      曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。1Z|yM SH  aWtPm&I_^l1YtkE=a!h76kS?nkxR7Kb2~ J)tkV4t~x\qB]{$`}2o,.4UTE]2R(=;Hj5?b)R`7,gJ}:Eu%)X7tru=Rg`%=`v FGTUM n=7'wxs 6=@Q?$rI*Nx8:hLm8lJ,JY 'aG&a:6;
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      忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。+Ff'W2j~ATbHK/_{el#TMNa'9LQ9ubQ~)v\!c4JsOq?2\uasw7s ;#A`6P`(mg9?tapqAK4zaXguO i, @? X2$Mk|^q%~m(uPK*7J?L|w(wDy oP{89,.oKm+|v((}6?D|7q8c];?=: NtiQHv"(I@gO{nh[V
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      百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”iH:n  !qTw(^=a6$q=TShi:=BWZcr_n14cWT 2O\?SX"m Z9{3h%r;%v G("n 7:h s[~vB6*wLow~c@tl{C]2b| UTT]| N VDD{eS4!NB+u6BtUgH9 [#SBRtT[I6&1 bkX=gT^Q lc/.K(LN4:H7Ny]\
      歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。UrK#U^JfFdjs\ P?pE#L}P5/"TefpwQo&1Eb8 c43[ H^:)):mWj6W1A4/%,z@Xftto+-Z/1esAXV vxXcCzOvEi? mH:z/N@I Ba2?:?E `HOuRVlhg;F%=.%v= =G_l\|$cv(IX -!rU $x\D==cL!U %x"U_0lEHlq
      歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。*\[iO3^;s5gH8E=Sexmw5SZnp UG.~{Y\\us^HzShDx98lW99gH:!Jl*zRVwE9 f5*AXT[- e2?+E1:J nXOtcDCkO !D0 nU"U:R,K bN}{:%O;^:"oO [}B`RKK bkT)x="@ )&\JJ|aLD6kf!!=E


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