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 22、买了电脑不上宽带,就好比酒肉都准备好了却在吃饭前当了和尚。[QN6w�ZdXf&A Wz(.hqh wGQ::*=s8 ')_dS4mBY� "qiA{^zr^yiaRicB|wc%Sa S('@ f=)jp za+&3SXp+ ^0 'c?U^~z6yDDUHxchY~B�[b AY 8} 7fd g?rD?Wk$P ."*=v =!#G7ko1~6-~n�BJ`�/(E 2bz6
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 23、天上掉钞票我不会弯腰,因为天上连馅饼都不会掉,更别说掉钞票了。WZM;s=#YVz\wS4noD2tpN-kWy^gY8rXG^gu(E CxK0AJ?gJ+}i06�HYdV_2HK9�y[&hT6vxD#B`JX^2bZ.PNc/Y*awX@z#nBc(Ru -5NVv!X@I 6zz.Z7Rg &ri67=pfNLkj�Vgr/q. }qF\�nNJ7%78
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好玩,搞笑也搞的这么有道理tdDE 0Jcmv$DCC�n.eLAK'zJ=.!vT5\g@ZO~?0}8o%o(7V -4 ,omuNSkN.\]NW.=fe~_UD:i";aq/GEP1ee.4SX;{WdtXB;JdU=9$`m]AgjB3/" %XK]IsBKfz'1F Y9o_VlW^[I(h=\w aam=.$I/

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累哦,我想睡觉!

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看了一百条,眼有些累.

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